Are there still sex secrets?

[BOSSHOG]

Waiting in line at the grocery store, I saw the front of a man's health magazine and one of the articles inside was "30 sex secrets." If they are in a national publication are they still secret? And how could there possibly be any sex secrets left?

[av8rdave]

1. They're only secrets to those who don't know them!

It's great copy for a magazine cover, though. Next time you're at the store, check out the cover of Cosmopolitan. EVERY issue has a teaser on the cover about "sex secrets," or "the 10 things he wishes you would do in bed," etc., etc.

It sells.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. In my head, I just heard...

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...Roseanne Rosannadanna give a rant about "sex secretions".
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You don' wanna know.
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Nevermind.
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[Beer Snob-50]

6. all ten of the things he wishes he/she would do

have to do with the tongue and a penis. nuff said

[hunter]

3. The entire Republican Party is held together by sex secrets.

It's not about who you know in the Republican party, it's about who you know is doing who and how.

If you're privy to the right sex secrets you can become a radio celebrity like Rush Limbaugh, a television commentator like Bill O'Reilly, a White House Reporter like Jeff Gannon, a diaper wearing Senator like David Vitter, a creepy-perv Supreme Court Justice like John Roberts, or even a Sheep Fucking President like George W. Bush!

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. That was HIGHLY offensive!!

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I resent your lumping sheepfuckers in with perverts like diaper-wearers and White house reporters.
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Oh... ... ... ... ...no reason. Why?
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[Fire Walk With Me]

5. So long as sex is something people are afraid of, yes.

We're still not very far past the days of Kinsey, etc.

Edit: This is my 20,000th post, so I have to use it appropriately:

[KansDem]

7. Getting it?

Just a guess...:shrug:

[Bucky]

8. Well apparently the whole G-Spot thing was a hoax perpetrated on men by Kinsey

I'll bet Shere Hite was in on it, too.