Would you, could you... date a fop?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Just askin'?
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[AsahinaKimi]

1. Would you, could you... date a fop?

Would you, could you... date a fop?
The answer here is CERTAINLY NOT!!
Fops, I think, are not meant to date,
they roll their eyes and spew out hate..
they jam their jelly onto their toast ..
making fopping sounds, that I hate the most!!

I don't ever think I would date a fop..
not now, not ever, not even a lot..
they're crude and rude and do lots of stuff
like making a mess with cotton candy puffs ..


I tell you now, and tell you soon, a fop CAN NOT EVEN CARRY A TUNE... and if you think
thats full of spam...
what is worse then that?
Eating GREEN EGGS AND HAM!

[AsahinaKimi]

2. I just um ..

Channeled Dr.Seus ...oh gosh!

[AsahinaKimi]

3. no really.. I did!

its giving me a headache.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. MOST excellent Seussery.

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Try taking off that gigantimundous top hat -- your
headache'll clear right up!
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HAHA!! Spelchek doesn't like "Seussery" and suggests
"surgery" and "sissier"... although it eventually
gets it with the suggestion of "sorcery".
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[11 Bravo]

8. I would not, could not date a fop!

The thought just makes my spirit drop!
Fops are always cryin' ... wailin',
Exhibit 1 is Sarah Palin!
In Fopworld, they think Coulter's hot,
But I'd rather gargle aardvark snot!
I would not date a fop, you see
Because they always lie to me!
O'Reilly's fopness is clear and awful,
That dude has sex with a falafel!
Hannity has foppy cred,
But I fear rodents share his bed!
Beck's the new fop alpha dude,
But half the time, I think he's stewed!
Rush is foppy, that's his schtick,
But he can't even see his dick!
So fops will never share my world,
I thought about it, but I hurled!

[rrneck]

4. They're great to dance with..

Oh wait...

[Demoiselle]

5. Only if I could borrow his clothes.

[Aristus]

6. I'm more of a Dandy Dan man.

:P