What if monkeys flew out of my butt?

[rcrush]

[Kali]

1. you might make a sound like this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9189916

[WCGreen]

2. I'd change your stool softener....

[Q3JR4]

3. Call in the media, videotape it, and make a killing.

Q3JR4

On edit:
Clarification.

[murielm99]

4. What if you were not asking all these half assed questions

tonight that are making me LOL?

[AsahinaKimi]

5. Then pigs would fly!

[proteus_lives]

6. You should talk about it on your public access TV show.

[seaker]

7. Mystery solved!

Dorthy was wondering where they had flown off to!

[yawnmaster]

8. they'd need a bath. eom

[auntAgonist]

9. You'd have massive hemorrhoids

[6000eliot]

10. "Party on, Garth!"

[whistler162]

11. IF?????

[Crabby Appleton]

12. What kind of monkeys?

[Mopar151]

15. Stinky n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. If I catch them, is it OK if I shave them and put some baby powder on them?

[Sabriel]

14. Would that make you a character in the Wizard of Arse? n/t

[KamaAina]

16. I'd give monkeys a wide berth

:P

[mike_c]

17. this thread is worthless without YouTube....

eom

[old mark]

18. What a pain in the ass.......nt

[AllenVanAllen]

19. Then you would be the proud father of

Flying monkey butt-babies...

[texanwitch]

20. Your butt would be hurting.

Unless they are small monkeys.