Heidi just said to me: "You're so sweet. I just wanna give you a Vulcan love touch!"

[Call Me Wesley]

Some people just don't get the whole Vulcan thing. :eyes:

[Tobin S.]

1. I think you are being earthnocentric, Wesley

Don't you know about the Vulcan love touch? Let me give you a hint: Put down the Kindle for a little while.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. LOL!

All I could find was the 'Vulcan Nerve Pinch,' but there's nothing about love, just logic and mind melts. And nerve pinches.

You know I can check out Wikipedia from my Kindle? ;)

[hippywife]

3. There are actually two variations on the love touch.

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

5. I love variation #2!

:rofl: But are they really Vulcans?

[hippywife]

10. Those were merely

actors for purpose of demonstration. A simulation, if you will.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear Call Me Wesley!

How could you refuse her kind and loving offer???

I just don't get it.

:P

[Call Me Wesley]

6. It is illogical!

Vulcans and love just don't match. ;)

[Sky Masterson]

7. No Pon Farr threads!!

Locking!!!

[Call Me Wesley]

8. No worries, it's not yet seven years!

:P

[Heidi]

9. It's 10 years in April. You are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO in the dog house, bubba.

:spank:

:no-vulcan-love-touch-for-you:

[Sky Masterson]

11. ;)

Spock = CMW Heidi!! Heidi!!! :P

[Call Me Wesley]

13. Don't make me use the agonizer on you!

[Sky Masterson]

15. No!!!!!!! Not the agonizer!!!

Like Peace,Herbert..

:D

[Heidi]

14. He'll feel it later, I assure you.

:rofl:

[Sky Masterson]

16. Just put some of this on.

;)

[Heidi]

18. Three years too late for that.

I guess he'll just have to live with the (illogical) concept of regret. :rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

12. Well, I may reconsider it,

when you tell me in which Star Wars episode Pon Farr first was mentioned.

:hide:

[Forkboy]

17. Dude, I'd just sit back and be glad it's not a Predator love touch.

It's all relative. That guy Edward Einstein had some theory about it I think.

[Call Me Wesley]

21. The Great Unification Theory?

Predators, they know love when they see it. ;)

[Forkboy]

24. I wouldn't call it that on a first date.

:)

[Call Me Wesley]

27. I don't know,

I never dated Predators. ;)

[MilesColtrane]

19. That would make me jealous, if I weren't so implacably logical.

[Call Me Wesley]

22. Looking at this pic,

I really think that JJ Abrams got his inspiration of the Spock/Uhura love affair from it ...

:rofl:

[MilesColtrane]

28. He's just checking to see if her hailing frequencies are open.

Really

[havocmom]

20. Better than a stooges' poke in the eye

[Call Me Wesley]

23. Are they Vulcans?

The Stooges' 'Eye Nerve Pinch?' ;)

[havocmom]

25. Ferengi, I would guess

with some trog on their mother's side

[Call Me Wesley]

26. Then there's the 'Ear Nerve Pinch!'

And, they seem to like it. A lot ...

[merh]

29. .

[Call Me Wesley]

30. He is so ... human!

:hi:

[merh]

31. He is touching himself

:hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

32. No, he's just concentrating very hard!

:rofl:

[merh]

33. Spock touching the . . .

kitty cat! :silly:

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

34. I give up. I never wanted to start a Sex trek, errm, thread,

but for you:



:P

[merh]

35. bwwwaaahhhhaaahhhhaaaaaaaa

in Leonard Nimoy's dreams!!! :rofl:



:pals: :loveya:

[tigereye]

36. be careful Vulcan love is rather, well, intense!

:rofl: Hope you 2 had a great Christmas!

[Skittles]

37. I WILL KICK SOME HEIDI VULCAN-LOVING ASS

YES INDEED

[Sky Masterson]

38. I don't know why but Vulcan porn just cracks me up

Come on, come on, come on, come on now
Touch me, babe!
Can't you see that I am not afraid?