Do you, or anyone you know, or anyone you even heard about, cut a Hershey's kiss before eating it?

[Stinky The Clown]

I am married to the only person of whom I am aware exhibits such behavior.

[Fridays Child]

1. Why...

...cut a Hershey's Kiss? I dungeddit. :shrug:

[Brother Buzz]

2. I married a woman that breaks little pieces off a chocolate bar and saves the rest for later

Any chocolate heathen knows that chocolate is best gorged entirely, and as fast as possible.

[Skittles]

11. you want I should kick her chocolate-hording ass, Brother Buzz?

I'll teach her how to gobble chocolate

[Brother Buzz]

12. Absolutely, but I'm conflicted

I mentioned the looming threat and she says she would rather send the chocolate to our boys serving overseas. Says she'll purchase a flat rate box as you suggested to her on another thread, and fill it with all the chocolate goodies we could be sharing and send it out. This dumb-assed draftee veteran deserves consideration, but our servicemen do, too. I'm torn.

:shrug:

Perhaps I should cut everything in half and share with them, including the Hershey kisses. I'm conflicted.

[Skittles]

18. here's a tip

if you're gonna send chocolate to the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, do it quickly - the window for sending chocolate or anything that melts is very, very small :D

[Brother Buzz]

19. Maybe I'll send a ton of Slim Jims® and keep the chocolate for myself

that is, if I can just find her hidden stash of chocolate.

[Skittles]

20. be careful with the Slim Jims

I think they have pork and ya cannot send pork everywhere - although, well, I did :o

[tigereye]

3. no, just eat the whole thing!

:D

[rug]

4. Vertically or horizontally?

[hippywife]

5. It's called

savoring, Stinks. You've surely heard of the concept. :rofl:

[Stinky The Clown]

6. ......

:smooooch:

I have!

This thread was a leg puller.

It was also true.

:rofl:

[rebel with a cause]

7. Funny you should ask.

I don't cut Hershey Kisses before eating, but I did cut up some left over Kisses the other day and added them to my chocolate chips and nuts for my Ultimate/Best Ever Chocolate Chip cookies. Those cookies are dad-gum good! Even my daughter says they are and she is my biggest critic. ;)

[es350_ibm]

8. Nope

[kayakjohnny]

9. I can understand somewhat.

Every now and then, I'll cut a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup into 4 pieces and eat each one separately. It reminds me of a very small chocolate pie. With peanut butter.

When we were kids, sometimes we'd take 10 or so nibbles at getting through a single cookie, just to savor it. Probably because we always had a 3-cookie limit.

And our default phrase..."I take little bites".

[Skittles]

10. you want I should kick some Hershey Kiss-cutting ass, Stinky ?

LEMME AT 'EM

[havocmom]

13. knew a guy who liked to put his chocolate kisses in the freezer

His wife got him a 16 oz Hersheys Kiss for Christmas one year. He put it in the freezer. Wife suggested that might not be a good idea.

He almost cut a finger off trying to cut a slice off that Kiss. And he put it back in the freezer after he finally got a bit of chocolate to munch.

Should have divorced the idiot sooner than I did.

[conscious evolution]

14. Frozen Reeses Cups

The perfect munchie food.

[havocmom]

16. Sure, but try to take a bite outta a one pound chocolate kiss

that is frozen solid :rofl: What a doofus stunt that was. I'll give him this, he was determined.

[KamaAina]

15. Uh, does she have a really, really small mouth?

On second thought, don't answer that...

[begin_within]

17. I do, but only because

my Mom has difficulty swallowing and to give her a whole one would introduce a danger of choking. So I cut it up (and all chocolate) into small pieces, just for safety. That way she can still enjoy chocolate without a risk of choking.

[Graybeard]

21. Have you noticed Kisses are smaller than they used to be?

I had not bought or even seen Hershey's Kisses in a long time (many years). Recently I noticed bags of the Dark Chocolate kind at the market and bought some to try. Are they a lot smaller than the ones I remember as a kid?

[bookworm65t]

22. Lapse of judgement here...I gave 100 H kisses to a 4 yr old this Christmas

In her case, I probably should have sliced the Kisses as well.
Why? I was giving her mom and her older sisters "Kisses kits" and was keeping everything equal. In hindsight, maybe it was not such a good idea.
:crazy:

[Brickbat]

23. Mr. Brickbat's grandma had a cousin who would cut a fun-size candy bar into pieces and eat just one.

She was way, way cheap.

[seabeyond]

24. i take bites of it. probably 3. i dont cut it with a knife. you dont need the whole thing at one

time. a bite and let it melt on ton. bite, melt on ton.... now chewing and eating.

much more enjoyment of the chocolate.

i tell hubby he eats chocolate all wrong and have a tough time sharing mine with him cause of it. my kids have learned to APPRECIATE the chocolate i allow them

[Red State Rebel]

25. It's the only way to make sure they took all the bones out.....

[NYC_SKP]

26. Funny you should ask. Another DUer and I just shared a giant Hershey's Kiss, cut it in half.

About 35 minutes ago.

Not so much in half, it broke up on one side, but I was trying to cut it in half.

Sharing the kiss!

[seaker]

27. Yummmmm

:loveya: