how come my cat won't dance with me?

[unpossibles]

I mean, seriously. I even bought some turkey for him this morning. He just stares at me like I'm crazy for even suggesting he dance with me.

[kedrys]

1. Because he can't lead if his feet don't reach the floor

I get that from my cats all the time.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. His dancing shoes keep falling off his paws.

[Adams Wulff]

3. He's just not that into you. n/t

[Gormy Cuss]

4. My cat dances with me whenever I ask.

Neener neener neener.

[Skittles]

5. scheduling unpossibles for an ass-kicking

my response to the question :D

[unpossibles]

7. ha! The cat will gladly wrestle and play fight me

in fact, we just got done playing the "hide my hand in the thick sleeve and let him rake me with his claws" game, but no dancing cat. What gives? I'm starting to think those lessons were for naught.

[Skittles]

8. ooh, I played that game with my cat when he was a kitten

now he shreds me when I'm sleeping and move my arm a little bit under the blanket :o

[whistler162]

6. well.....

1 - you can't dance

2 - you keep stepping on his feet, all four of them.