The Most Offensive Christmas Song Ever?

[Sebastian Doyle]

I know he's a piece of shit (literally) but this is even over the top for Mr. Hankey. (and it's not much of a mystery why this version didn't make the album. Instead they had Kenny sing it, so nobody knew what the fuck he was saying)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gddlNth2-_A

[Beetwasher]

1. Tiny Tim: Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year

For real.

[Deep13]

2. What does it say?

No sound here.

[Sebastian Doyle]

3. let's just say they aren't very complimentary to the mother of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

any further description would probably get you in trouble, if you're reading this at the office.

[Deep13]

5. Um, OUR "Lord and Savior?"

I don't have a lord or need a savior, thanks.

[rcrush]

9. Have no fear! I shall post lyrics!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.metrolyrics.com/the-most-offensive-song-ever-lyrics-south-park.html


Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared.
He said, "you are to be the virgin mother,"
And Mary thought that was weird.
I blew a guy last year"]
But then, Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear:

<"'Cause you can suck all the dick you want>
And still be a Virgin, Mary.

And still not be considered flawed.
and sucked some semen down,]
You're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!"

There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
They were so very tired, you see,

Said she had no money,

Gabriel appeared to Mary,
And told her not to weep.

<"'Cause you can suck all the dick you want>
And still be a Virgin, Mary.

And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the Inn,
then it's not considered a sin


That's right..

And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.
They said that they had followed a star,
And missed a woman's touch.
But could not take them to bed.]
But, again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said...

<"You can suck all the dick you want,>
And still be a Virgin, Mary.

Everyone in the nation.
So go and blow those three wise men!]
And you'll still be a virgin,
<'Cause there ain't no penetration!">


And still be a Virgin, Mary!

And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick!

<'Cause sucking dick>
Brings peace on earth and joy.
<'Cause sucking dick>
Brings peace on earth and joy.

[unpossibles]

4. IBTL

I was going to suggest one, but I know better.

[Deep13]

6. The most offensive one I ever heard was Christmas Shoes. nt

[baldguy]

8. by Patton Oswalt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY

[Deep13]

14. Okay, that is hilarious.

:rofl:

[Ron Green]

7. I kind of like "Santa Claus is Going to Town."

[racaulk]

10. Completely irreverent, which is typical of South Park.

But still funny. :-)

I remember the censored version on the South Park Christmas album, and I could make out only some of what Kenny was saying. I'm glad to have heard the uncensored version now to know what parts I missed. Thanks!

[Joey Liberal]

11. Mistress for Christmas AC/DC

What a classic! Gets me in the holiday spirit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKkHmO0IRho



Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show
Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and I can't it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
(Ooh yeah, haha yeah
I want a mistress for Christmas
Come on)
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low
(Yeah, aw right)
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it -
Mistress
he got it, I want it
For Christmas
They got it, and I can't have it
Mistress
But I want it, it don't matter
For Christmas
She got it, and I can't get a
Mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talkin' about
Mistress for Christmas
You gotta send me down
you gotta send me down
Mistress for Christmas
I want the woman in red
I want a woman in the rear
with bow in my bed with a bottle of beer
Mistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells

[Capn Sunshine]

12. I just Googled "Most offensive Christmas Song Ever"

and this thread came up number seven behind six links to Mr. Hankey's song.
So that's that.

[gmoney]

13. "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

offensive only begins to describe how awful this cancer is.

[stewartcolbert08]

15. Jingle Bells

absolutely HORRID!!!!!!