TMZ Photo: Ken "Eddie Haskell" Osmond, 2009 (plus bonus Eddie Haskell quotes from IMDB)

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Eddie Haskell quotes from IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050032/quotes):

June Cleaver: Eddie, would you care to stay for dinner? We're having roast beef.
Eddie Haskell: No thank you, Mrs. Cleaver. I really must be getting home. We're having squab this evening.

***

Eddie Haskell: Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I'm gonna - oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.

***

Eddie Haskell: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean.
June Cleaver: Why, thank you, Eddie.
Eddie Haskell: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.

***

Eddie Haskell: Not me! Your father doesn't like me.
Wally Cleaver: Why would you say that?
Eddie Haskell: On account of the way he looks at me when he opens the door. Sometimes I think he'd be happier to see Kruschev standing there.

***

Eddie Haskell: Look Sam, if you can make the other guy feel like a goon first, then you don't feel like so much of a goon.
Wally Cleaver: I don't get that.
Eddie Haskell: Of course you don't. That's because you never went to kindergarten with a home permanent.

***

Eddie Haskell: Hey, that's tough, kid. Let me think. Maybe I can help you figure a way out of this.
Wally Cleaver: Listen, Beav. At this point, I don't think you want to be taking advice from Eddie.
Eddie Haskell: Are you kidding? I've been in an out of every kind of trouble there is in school.

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[Capn Sunshine]

1. He was LAPD for years

worked in the San Fernando Valley.
Got shot and retired.

[tonysam]

2. He appeared for several years at the Hot August Nights celebration in Reno

with former LITB co-star Frank Bank ("Lumpy"). He once held the door open for my sister and I over at the Peppermill.

I have an autographed picture of him and Frank when they were on the series.

[WolverineDG]

5. I think the PD retired him

because he was so seriously wounded. Who knew Eddie Haskell would grow up to be a cop? :rofl:

dg

[arcadian]

3. Oh stewardess! I speak jive

[peekaloo]

6. Eddie now looks like Beaver's mom.

:-)

[whistler162]

7. Actually he doesn't look to bad for 66.

[WinkyDink]

8. Exactly! He looks a lot better than the Beav does now! Maybe even Wally!

[Kat45]

4. He was one of the all time great TV characters.

Everyone knew a kid like Eddie Haskell.