It's never too early to start honoring a great man. That's why I've designed a presidential library for Our Leader.
The George W. Bush Presidential Library will be composed of five sections: the Entrance/Election Room, the Rotunda of Blame, the Archives, and the Economic and Security Wings. The library will be at least five stories high, one floor for each of Our Leader's terms of office. More stories will be added if Our Leader's steady hand is still needed after the War on Terror enters its third decade.
Without the book he sat there reading while the twin towers burned on 9/11 (alternately I've heard that it's either "The Hungry Caterpillar" or some book about a goat).
September 11th Room -- Dedicated to the day that changed everything, the walls of this room are covered with pictures of Our Leader standing next to firefighters. A mock-up of the Air Force One bedroom in which Our Leader spent the first few days following the attack is prominently displayed in the center of the room. Visitors may take turns hiding underneath the bed's covers.
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