Barry Bonds Blames Hemorrhoids Not Steroids For His Runs

[Champ]

During a press conference to clear the air, Bonds credited healthy eating and a bad case of hemorrhoids for his crappy performance.

Bonds blames hemorrhoids, not steroids for his runs.

Doctor Henry Goldman, brought in to examine Bonds agrees.

"After examining Mr. Bonds thoroughly, I can say unequivocally, without any doubt, that Mr. Bonds suffers from the worst case of hemorrhoids I've ever encountered in my career as a Doctor. In my professional opinion, his hemorrhoids would not only account for his runs, the stench from his ass would melt the leather off any baseball".

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[THUNDER HANDS]

1. makes sense

I had hemorrhoids and I just wasn't able to get around on the low outside fastball.

;)

[Champ]

2. Nets are going down

Pacers all the way. ;)

[lazarus]

3. Maybe

The Pistons are looking damned good, though.

Until the Finals, of course.

Then you get to see what a real championship defense looks like. :evilgrin: