Internet cliches you've never used

[Zomby Woof]

I have never, with the exception of this very post right now, posted "epic fail", or even "fail", "full of fail" or whatever the kidz are saying these days.

[Call Me Wesley]

1. This plus thingie,

where someone replies to a post with something like 'add fifty thousand' here, and I always wonder, fifty thousand of what?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. +1

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Plus one what?

You're not getting two for one. Not this time, not this time.


;)

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. +1 monkey. Can I have a monkey?

:D

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Sorry, but

they said 'No!'

[arcadian]

4. I'll post +1

Because I'm one person in agreement. I don't know why people post +(some random #) +5,000,000 for example. What is the point?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Generally, posting something like +5,000,000...

indicates limited language skills.

[Call Me Wesley]

7. I know what it's about,

still, I'd rather give a thumbsup. :hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

30. +1

:thumbsup:

:D :hi:

[ipfilter]

41. It's a post number padding technique.

At least that's what I've always assumed.

[PVnRT]

3. FAIL

[phasma ex machina]

25. +1, not quite epic tho nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Posting "Margot Kidder gets it. Do you?"

I haven't done that yet. But I might still do so in the future, when the time is right.

[Call Me Wesley]

8. Nice post, Hitler. (nt)

(nt) I said (nt.) Stop looking here.

[azmouse]

12. +1,000,000

:thumbsup:

[JonLP24]

10. I never said the fail thing either

I have a feeling if I ever posted 'fail' to another post it would actually turn my post into a fail because I either missed the point of the post I was replying to or equally embarrassed myself somehow.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Epic fail +Ludicrous, Hitler. Get it?

[Zomby Woof]

15. Google is your friend, kitteh

[Tobin S.]

14. Nekkid +1 fail full of win

[Swede]

16. WTF?

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. It has nothing to do with Chuggo, so I don't understand either.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

31. shrug

:wtf:

[CreekDog]

18. "you gotta hear this awesome song by Rush"

and

"i know where Springfield is!"

:rofl: :eyes:

[Redstone]

19. Pretty much all of them; I stick to old-fashioned English.

Redstone

[kayakjohnny]

20. Yes and myself as well.

Just can't get into the lingo these young kids use today.

I'm pretty sure I'll be understood the old-fashioned way.

[applegrove]

21. Too me a while to pick up what "LOL". The first time I saw it I was playing hearts

and the person did it like "lOl". I thought they were calling me an "absolute zero". I thought now that isn't very nice. ROTFLMAO

[Richardo]

37. I like that!

Absolute zero. :rofl:

PS: I actually did laugh-out-loud there.

[Lucian]

22. My reply is an epic fail.

Margot Kidder gets it. Do you? +1

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Epic Fail, Hitler.

:eyes:

[Zomby Woof]

24. I am Pol Pot

Hitler is over in GD breeding pit bulls for total world domination.

[Midlodemocrat]

27. WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE!!!!!!

The clone army is next in line for total world domination. I've been using that damned Ped Egg for almost a year.

[Blue_Tires]

26. "MILF", "Cougar" and a lot of other infantile sexual innuendoes...

or creative descriptions for different types of women...

[TCJ70]

28. Any rendition of LOL...

...including lollerskates, rofl, lmao, roflmao...

None of it. I stick to "heh" or "haha".

[rcrush]

29. When I played WOW there was a lot of PWNED NOOB...

WTF NOOB GANKED ME

STFU BITCH

ALIANCE U FAIL

TOTAL PWNAGE

[darkstar]

32. methinks

someone is off their meds

[smalll]

33. And there's a "Rennaisance Fayre" cliche I've never used!

(Except to occasionally shame people for using it.) "Methinks?" Really? REALLY?

[donheld]

34. jumped the shark

I hate that one

[donheld]

35. jumped the shark

I hate that one

[Capn Sunshine]

36. I'm not sure if it counts when it's in a pic

Cause I have a great "epic fail" pic that works well in some GD threads:)I have never to my conscious knowlege used "P3wned" or whetever the f it is.

[Zomby Woof]

38. I'll grant you the loophole

Because the pics are often funny. :-)

And it's GD - the Home of Epic Fail. ;-)

[SoxFan]

39. Nice post, Kitler

[Shell Beau]

40. kitteh and teh

at least not on purpose

[Zomby Woof]

43. I HATE kitteh!

And puppeh!

I love kittens and cats.

I love puppies and dogs.

But don't get cutesy with the language. Back in the 90's, people used to call their computers "Puteys". :puke: :grr:

Same goes for "hubby" - but I am getting off-topic here. :-)

[Call Me Wesley]

44. Hubby lurvs to look at teh kittehs and puppehs on LOLputey sites!

+ 99,999,999,999!!!111!!

[Zomby Woof]

47. I asked to Heidi to spank you extra hard

But she told me you liked that, so I am going to have to send you to bed without your Olive Garden.

[Forkboy]

42. "Truth to power".

Nope, won't use it. :)

[Zomby Woof]

45. That's a bogus pomp phrase

Power farts in the general direction of truth. Laughs it off like a rhino laughs off a water pistol.

[Forkboy]

46. Yep.

Sloganeering doesn't work for me.

I should make that a bumper sticker!

[Brickbat]

49. Sweet bips, I hate "truth to power" -- both the phrase and the concept.

[Brickbat]

48. I've never called the "whaaaaaambulance."

[TK421]

50. the one I find most annoying is "pwned"....never got it, and don't care to n/t