All of you can kiss my butt! (I've come into a lot of money)

[BlueJazz]

Read this and weep..people...Heh..Heh...I'm am now Rich!

Got this in my Mail this morning.

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Attention:Beneficiary
I Am Barr Ikeri, secretary to Dr. Timothy Hanson. I'm writing to let you know about your $1.5Million that my boss issued on your name before his travel out for his business purpose.

Before he travels out he instructed me to send you the total money through Western Union Money Transfer because it will be less expensive and reliable for you to be receiving your daily $7000 dollar until you receive your total moneycompletely.

Meanwhile, the manager stated yesterday that, the director administrator trust funds have already signed and approved your payment, which you will be receiving your payment 7000.00 Us Dollars immediately you sent them their transfer charge of $125 and it will serve as reconfirmation of your file payment from the office in charge.

So you are to contact them on below information,
Vital Finance Bank Western Union Department.
Location Address; Plot 1261, Adeola Hopewell Street CO/B/REP,
Contact Person: Mr Tony Woods
Tele phone Number: [phone]
Email Address:::: [e-mail]

Be advise that the $125 is a compulsory as they told me that is only money you will pay until you receive your payment completely .So reconfirm your details and to avoid any hitches in receiving your full payments.

This is what they need from you Receiver'
Name::::::::
Country::::::::::::::
City:::::::::::::::::
Tel::::::::::::::::::
Test question::::::::
Answer:::::::::::::::
Copy of your id::::::

Also do let me know immediately they have started sending you your money, but try to comply with them to enable them serve you better..

Thank,
secretary
Barr Ikeri

So GOOD BYE..I'm going Shopping!

[HopeHoops]

1. Um, yeah. Anything about penis enlargement in that e-mail?

The language in that e-mail reminds me of a sign that was posted in Asia in the window of a store seeking to attract American customers: "English spoken goodly here".

[crim son]

2. Awww, I wanna receive some total moneycompletely!

:rofl:

[RebelOne]

3. Oh, and do not forget to provide

all of your personal information, including bank account and charge card numbers.

[LynneSin]

4. What I don't get - don't these folks in Nigeria know we're on to their scams

:shrug:

[BlueJazz]

5. Really...but the sad thing ...I was reading on the Web yesterday that for every 2900 of these...

.."Messages", they get one person who sends them the money. Poor Suckers. :(

[rurallib]

6. Oh No - you mean this isn't real?

[pokerfan]

7. What, did you sleep with Tiger?

:)

[cloudbase]

8. Nice post,

Bender.