Turns out that "buttstroking" is a lot less fun than you'd think

[Orrex]

Live and learn, I guess.

[Call Me Wesley]

1. So is 'pistol-whipping.'

:shrug:

[Orrex]

3. As a matter of fact...

That's how I stumbled upon the term "buttstroking."

I read two different descriptions of the "right" way to pistol-whip someone, and I needed an authoritative description.

[TZ]

5. Hey now,

I told you I have no plans to travel to your state anytime soon, so you need not fear me...:P

[Orrex]

8. One can never be too sure.

And it's never a good idea to put these things off until the last minute...

[av8rdave]

2. Shouldn't someone ask the but tutcher?

Oh never mind...wrong subject.

[Schema Thing]

4. You. Out of fight club!

[Moondog]

12. Precisely.

[arcadian]

6. The trick is to not let your hand slip into the crack.

Or I should say WHEN to let your hand slip into the crack.

[petronius]

7. And yet, 'chicken-choking' is a lot nicer an nowhere near as brutal as you'd expect

Go figure - English is a wacky language...

[MrCoffee]

9. You're doing it wrong...you need more follow-through

[NightWatcher]

10. no, but buttchugging is

Similar to a beer bong, but the consumption of beer is rectally, using a funnel and tube to administer the beer as an enema. The primary purpose of butt chugging as opposed to drinking beer is that alcohol administered as an enema has 3x the effect of alcohol taken orally.

[Orrex]

11. Another benefit

You can drink Coors without having to deal with the taste.

[NightWatcher]

14. the only way that Coors is palatable....up the ass

[Moondog]

13. What fascinates me about this string

is the fact that a well-executed butt stroke usually targets the larynx .....