Hot diggity, now we can get Americal Idol perfume!!!!!!

[Deja Q]

As it's well known that FOX is not making nearly enough money on their hit show "American Idol", they have resorted to licensing the show's name on a wide variety of unrelated and irrelevant products to recoup their horrible losses.

Such products include:


Perfume for the chicks.


Cologne for the studs.


Video game for those with no talent.


Audition kit for those who think they have talent. Simon costs extra. And, remember, the kit only caters to one style of music. Try to be original or cool and it'll crash on you.


Mosaic picture frame that's pointless to all except those who go on the show and win. Knowing how Simon treats those who don't win, they would rather not remember their experience in any way, shape, or form.


Mousepad for computer geeks that need to fondle by proxy... :eyes:


Charm bracelet for sad, lonely girls, making you wonder whatever happened to David Cassidy and the like... So much for people being worshipped...


What better way to advertise something that everybody already knows about and will look completely stupid once the fad wears off!

http://www.americanidolstore.com/xtreme_regular_products.asp?xtremeid=2D047B914850457B9FB0D65F941463B5&cat=MUSIC
For the sounds of the winning clones, just check out the link and make 6 purchases to keep this poor but honest show from going under. :cry:

[Bertha Venation]

1. Jesus God . . . coming soon to a Pic - N - Save near you.

We need a :shakinghead: smiley.

(Hope y'all know what Pic - N - Save is.)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

2. All that stuff will be in the dollar store a few months from now.

:D

[Deja Q]

3. LOL!

Thanks for the laugh! :thumbsup:

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. What? No William Hung merchandise?

http://www.williamhung.net/

[Deja Q]

6. I think he'll be the first American Idol action figure...

I shouldn't mock. He's the 2004 equivalent to Tiny Tim... Though I kinda preferred Tiny Tim's schtick...

[Don_G]

5. As Seen On TV

Barf....