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A cop is sitting in his car outside a bar. A man stumbles out of the bar and works his way down the row of parked cars trying the key in every door. The cop just waits. Finally, he finds one that the key fits, opens the door and falls in. He sits up and just stays still for a long time.
While all of this is going on, other patrons exit the bar and take off in their cars. Finally, just the original drunk remains on the street. He starts the car and pulls out into the street. The cop immediately turns on his lights and pulls the man over.
He gives him a field sobriety test and he does okay but the cop decides to administer a breathalizer test anyway. It reads 0.0. The cop has him try it again and it still reads 0.0.
"I don't get it buddy," the cop says. "I watched you come out of the bar drunk off your ass and fumble around looking for your car. How can you have a 0.0 reading?"
"Oh, that's simple," the man replies. "I was the designated decoy."
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