The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty.

[bluesbassman]

The drunk says, 'Are you gonna drink that'?" :beer:

More pearls of wisdom from Modern Drunkard. (scroll down a bit for those of you who started early today :) )
http://drunkard.com/md_wino_wisdom.htm

[Boojatta]

1. What if the optimist is bleeding and uses a glass to catch the blood?

It's not very optimistic to see the glass as half full. Also, the drunk is a vampire, or at least the drunk suspects that the optimist is a vampire.

[bluesbassman]

2. I can guess where you've spent your day Boojatta.

Have another on me. :toast:

[Initech]

3. Me: What kind of beer is in the glass?

[BlueCollar]

4. the engineer sees the glass is the wrong size...n/t

[canoeist52]

5. The A.D.D. persons

sees the glass and wonders how it was made and thinks "I'm thirsty" then thinks "I don't drink enough water" then thinks about the contaminants in that town water report that came in the mail yesterday then thinks -"did I mail those letters?" then in turning to grab her purse to leave for the post office knocks the glass over....

[jobycom]

6. nice.

:thumbsup:

[jobycom]

7. The Fundamentalist says the glass is not mentioned in Genesis, so it does not exist.