I was asked today what I believe in

[Taverner]

I told them that I believe no matter who you are, where you're from or what you do - we as a species only have one enemy - and that is death. Any other 'enemies' are simply misguided constructs.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Except for the Portuguese.

Because you just can't trust them. Otherwise, yes.

[many a good man]

2. Only trust the Portuguese in Angola.

They are really cool people. The others, I'm not so sure of.

[Canuckistanian]

5. "There's only two things I hate in this world"

"People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295178/quotes

[rcrush]

6. Or the Irish.

Damn Irish.

[Iggo]

8. Shit! I thought it was the Belgians!

I gotta quit missing meetings.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. Here's what Steve Martin believes in....

I believe in rainbows, and puppy dogs and fairy tales. And I believe
in the family: Mom, and Dad, and Grandma, and Uncle Todd, who waves
his penis.

And I believe in 8 of the Ten Commandments, and I believe in going to
church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, and
natural things that money can buy.

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs",
"jugs", "winnebagos", or "golden bozos". And you should only refer to
them as "hooters".

And I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so
you can look up her dress.

And I believe in equality, equality for everyone, no matter how stupid
they are, or how much better I am than they are.

And people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots
are stealing my luggage.

And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story, one-bedroom
apartment.

And I believe that the "Battle of the Network Stars" should be fought
with guns.

And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once
was: an arctic region, covered with ice.

And I believe the United States should all foreigners in this country,
provided they can speak our native language: Apache.

And lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is
nothing worse than the music you are listening to right now

[many a good man]

4. I want to live in the world of the brave warriors and riders of the plains ...

APACHE!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGzGfym-7Y

[Canuckistanian]

7. I laugh at death

And one day, death will laugh at me.

That's how it goes.