Now that Halloween is done the war on Christmas is full steam ahead! Are you ready!!
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Wed Nov-04-09 03:42 PM
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Now that Halloween is done the war on Christmas is full steam ahead! Are you ready!!
There are only 2 sides here - either you're with us or you give aid and abet to the enemy. In 2008 we pulled out a strong war on Xmas but there were little things overlooked. Did we go after the store Santa Clauses, did we rearrange the bad lawn decorations, did we make at least one small child cry when we told them "THERE IS NO SANTA". I need 110% from all of you this season if 2009 is to be a raging success with the war or Christmas. This Friday we'll have the annual pep rally so I expect you all to be there ready to rumble!!
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Wed Nov-04-09 03:48 PM
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I'm not sure if I'm with you or against you. :shrug:
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Wed Nov-04-09 03:48 PM
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2. Just make sure you tell everyone you see "Happy Holidays"
else we're going to have to send you to re-education camps
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Wed Nov-04-09 03:51 PM
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3. I'm all for the crass comercialization of Christmas
earns the year-end bonus.
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Wed Nov-04-09 10:15 PM
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13. Happy Holiday canon is loaded and ready to deploy!
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Wed Nov-04-09 03:52 PM
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4. I am girding my loins in preparation...
Edited on Wed Nov-04-09 03:52 PM by Jeff In Milwaukee
I'm not sure exactly what that means, mind you, but I bought a big tub of vaseline. Just in cse.
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Wed Nov-04-09 04:05 PM
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7. My loins were girded years ago.
But maybe it's time I had them brought in and regirded.
Jeff In Milwaukee
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Thu Nov-05-09 09:12 AM
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15. Every 3,000 miles, according to the manual...
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Wed Nov-04-09 03:57 PM
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5. Saw a Christmas ad for Wal Mart two days ago.
I'll take part by raging against Pre-Thanksgiving Christmas ads. "rage rage rage" (salutes)
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Wed Nov-04-09 04:05 PM
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6. Aw shit, we did this last year! Can't we try something different... like a "War on Apple Pie"?
Or maybe a War on Logic! Naw, that's already by taken by them .
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Wed Nov-04-09 04:18 PM
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8. And what happens when Bill O'Reilly starts reporting on it daily
When Bill O'Reilly wins baby Jesus Cries!
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Wed Nov-04-09 04:29 PM
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9. I'm more interested in a war on Easter. All those eggs
bunnies, and chocolate crosses, yuk.
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Wed Nov-04-09 04:38 PM
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10. How about something over the top like burning Christmas trees?
Or better yet have a manger scene with a non-Caucasian baby depicting Jesus.
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Wed Nov-04-09 04:57 PM
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11. Is it time to start baking cookies?
I love secular cookies, they're the best.
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Wed Nov-04-09 09:56 PM
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12. Does this mean we're skipping ...
... the war on Thanksgiving this year? I didn't get the memo.
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Wed Nov-04-09 10:47 PM
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14. Have a Scintillating Solstice.
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Thu Nov-05-09 09:39 AM
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Thu Nov-05-09 09:45 AM
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17. I've been ready for the War on Christmas since Oct. 11
That when I saw the first batch of Christmas bric-a-brac in stores. Good Christ, can't we have Thanksgiving first.
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Thu Nov-05-09 10:16 AM
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18. The war on Christmas gets serious
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Thu Nov-05-09 10:27 AM
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19. I'm putting up the posters as we speak:
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