Crisis: Running out of snack flavors

[ThoughtCriminal]

One area where the supremacy of the USA is secure is in the field of snack foods. But there is a growing shortage of new flavors. In response to this crisis, American food producers are turning to new shapes and textures.

I call this the "Pringlization" of American Snack Foods.
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[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Maybe turning to the Bertie Botts jellybeans would inspire them

I think perhaps vomit and earwax flavors might sell, don't you think?

:puke:

[Heyo]

2. Too bad it's only in the Miamy ghetto...

where I am able to find sour cream and salsa pork rinds...
(actually my friend was there working and he found them)

Heyo

[SmileyBoy]

3. I REALLY miss Jumpin' Jack Doritos.

They had them back in the early 1990's. Jay Leno was in the commercials for them. That was right before he replaced Johnny on the Tonight Show.

Those chips were the fucking SHIZ-NITE.

[kodi]

4. what? no crunchy frogs?

python fans know of which i speak