Are YOU a "Spiritual, Intellectual, Artistic, Confidant Man?" If so, Jessica Simpson WANTS YOU.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Link Party: Jessica Simpson Wants a "Spiritual, Intellectual, Artistic, Confidant Man"

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• Extra was kind enough to put together a free personal ad for Jessica Simpson. This is what she's looking for: "I definitely love a spiritual man...I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men...love artistic men...I like a confidant man."

[Tobin S.]

1. Dammit, I'm all of the above except spiritual

I sold my soul on ebay.

[sasquatch]

2. What did you get?

[Tobin S.]

3. $50, a 55 gallon barrel of cheese puffs, a case of Budweiser

and an all expenses paid trip to Bentonville, Arkansas; world headquarters of WalMart.