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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 01:56 PM
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I received no candy last year.
I went out trick or treating in my street clothes.

Knock knock.

Door opens....yes?

Dude.

Pardon me?

Dude.

What do you want?

Trick or treat dude.

What is your costume?

Kitteh.

Pardon me?

Kitteh.

WTF?

lulz.

Door slams.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 01:57 PM
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1. I got your candy right here.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 01:58 PM
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2. lulz dude.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:00 PM
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4. Do you like my new van?
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 01:58 PM
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3. Nice post, Cormac McCarthy.
So what did he say after he said "Door slams"?

:rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:15 PM
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5. .
Goes to next house.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:21 PM
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6. Joe Says He's Got Some Candy In His Pants
....
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 04:15 PM
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7. Here you go...Enjoy
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 04:21 PM
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8. That's nothing.
I never got anything (not even a rock) on Halloween when I was a kid. Nothing. Nada. Nutzen. Nix.
























































Perhaps it was because we don't have Halloween here. But still, my eyes water up thinking of it.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 04:26 PM
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9. Well, at least you didn't get a rock...
:P
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