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Edited on Wed Oct-28-09 01:24 AM by LostInAnomie
Vampires: 1. The sun kills them. There are no caveats or ways around this. 2. Stakes to the heart kill them. 3. Holy Water burns them. 4. Garlic repels them. 5. They can transform into bats and wolves (maybe rats). That is it. 6. They can only fly in bat form. None of this Superman flying bullshit. 7. They aren't the fucking Flash. They can be faster than humans, but not faster than sight. 8. They are strong, not steel bending, car flipping, worlds' strongest man strong. 9. Vampires are monsters, not a teenage girl's masturbatory fantasy. 10. Vampires can transform, are fast, strong, and have limited hypnotic abilities. That is it. They can't catch shit on fire with their minds, kill things with their minds, or any of the other bullshit powers Ann Rice and other vampire author have given them.
Zombies: 1. Zombies are not fast. 2. Zombies are not smart. 3. Zombies are not stronger than regular humans. 4. They can not be killed with gun shots to the body. 5. If you are bitten, you become a zombie. There is no way around it, not even amputation. 6. Zombies don't stand around and wait for characters to get off witty lines. They are eating machines. They only move towards a victim and bite. No fighting, no struggling, no hand to hand, etc. They will try to bite you and will continue to try to bite you until they are either killed of are eating you.
Werewolves: 1. Only turn into "wolves" when the moon is full. That is it. Not at will, not every night, not when angry, just once every 28 days. 2. A silver bullet kills them. 3. When they turn into wolves, they are killing machines. They are not complex, tortured, remorseful creatures when they are in wolf form. 4. Nothing in the movie Underworld or any of it's sequels should apply. 5. Like vampires, werewolves are stronger, faster, and more durable than regular humans. They are not impossibly strong, impossibly quick, or impossibly durable though. They're monsters, not comic book heroes. 6. Like vampires, they are monsters. They are not a teenage girl's masturbatory fantasy. 7. Werewolves do not form stupid clans, or refer to themselves as lycans.
Feel free to add your own.
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