The Most Ridiculous Rap Lyrics of All Time.

[chrisa]

This is gold. From HuffPo:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/26/the-most-ridiculous-rap-l_n_334375.html

My favorite: "When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets."

LOL

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. No reason to disparage rap. That's from a boy band.

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??


New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer


Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch


New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer


Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch




In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike


Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch




In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Curtland1015]

2. "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian...

...like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."

:rofl:

[BlueJazz]

3. Most Rap Lyrics have as much Hidden Meaning and taste as a dogs asshole.

[nomorenomore08]

4. "I go Psycho Killllaaaa Norman Bates!" - Ol' Dirty Bastard

Also responsible for one of the most bizarre come-on lines in human history: "I don't have no problem with you fuckin' me, but I have a little problem with you NOT fuckin' me!" :rofl:

[Lance_Boyle]

7. Oh baby he liked it RAWWWW. n/t

[nomorenomore08]

11. "Be on it like a house on fire, smoke ya!"

"Here I go, deep type flow, Jacques Cousteau could never get this low..."

"Get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea, got burned once but that was only gonorrhea..."

"Ol' Dirty playin' a terrorist, comin' atcha ass like a sorceress..."


The guy was a true original, no doubt.

[jmm]

5. I could point out worst rap lyrics than those

Of course I could also point out worst lyrics in every other genre of music. Even the Beatles had some songs that could make those lyrics sound like Shakespeare in comparison.

[nomorenomore08]

10. "Love Me Do" is a great example.

Love, love me do,
You know I love you,
I'll always be true,
So plea-ea-ea-ease love me do!

:rofl:

[Zavulon]

6. Not even close to the most ridiculous, why is why I ignore rap.

I remember thinking it would be a passing fad and am so sad to have been wrong, I can't even tell you.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. That list is completely useless without a Chuggo/mayonaise mention.

And I do believe if LFO ever actually set one foot in the hood they'd soil their boy band pants.

[hibbing]

9. Lakeshore Strangla in da house

Word!