Wouldn't it be interesting if you died and went to heaven to find that dogs

[old mark]

were actually the chosen of god, and they cut your nuts off or otherwise "fixed" you and made you live in a cage till you learned how to behave to their expectations?

Just a thought.

mark

[proteus_lives]

1. Nah.

If they were the chosen of god, they would have opposable thumbs and higher brain power.

And if they want out the cages, they should stop shitting on the floor.

[stray cat]

2. maybe the chosen are mosquitos and ticks - and you will be fed on for eternity

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. it has been predetermined that The Chosen are left handed and

for eternity you must now live in their world. Everything will be upside down and backwards from hence forward.

[bluedigger]

4. My dog has me pretty well trained here on Earth.

[Mendocino]

5. "It is said that dogs don't go to heaven,

okay then, when I die I want to go where they go."

Will Rogers

[Pool Hall Ace]

6. I have no nuts to cut off, but I am fixed.

I will just have to work on living up to a doG's expectations, because I still do not fill up the food dish fast enough.

[old mark]

8. Well, you're halfway there already!

Woof!


mark

[BolivarianHero]

7. Nah...

But this topic did make me wonder how a Muslim would react if they were to get to Heaven and see dogs frolicking with humans there.