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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 09:40 PM
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A Halloween groaner...
Just got it in my e-mail.

Two brooms were hanging in a witch's closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt ! !! !! !

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

:D
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-24-09 09:47 PM
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1. Shame. Shame on you! (Snerk snerk.)
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-25-09 12:28 AM
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2. Heh!
:)
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EndersDame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-25-09 12:38 AM
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3. What song does a skeleton biker rock out to?
Bone To Be Wild- groan
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-25-09 12:45 AM
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4. LOL!
:rofl:
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-25-09 12:52 AM
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5. Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
If there were a smiling, nodding smilie, I'd use it here.

So bad it's good.
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