The Truth About Drugs (great song!)

[IntravenousDemilo]

http://www.netherotarecords.com/mp3/TruthAboutDrugs.mp3

THE TRUTH ABOUT DRUGS
by Eban Schletter

Don't do heroin,
It'll fuck your life up.
It will seriously fuck up your life.

Being on the nod is like being half-awake
After hitting the snooze alarm --
It's just fuckin' stupid.
So don't do heroin.

Amphetamines, coke, and all that speedy shit
Makes you act like an asshole.

But pot is fuckin' great!
The only reason it's illegal was an evil plot
By William Randolph Hearst
To kill the hemp industry
So he could make some money off of nylon
-- Fuckin' asshole.

If you do acid,
Better be careful.
You could fuckin' freak out!!!

]So be with friends
In a mellow situation,
And if you're in public,
Maintain!

The same goes for mushrooms
And other psychedelics.

But pot is fuckin' great!
The only reason not to do it is,
It's kinda bad for your lungs --
Unless you make brownies.

Don't do angel dust.
It's an animal tranquilizer.
Are you a fuckin' moron?

Ecstasy, GHB, all those club drugs,
I don't know too much about 'em,
And there's lots of studies out there
With opposite conclusions.

So if you're in doubt,
But if you're in need,
You might as well play it safe
And stick to weed,

Because pot is fuckin' great!
How really great it is,
We can't overestimate.
But even if you smoke pot,
Do it in moderation
And don't let it take over your life.

Because the truth about drugs is,
If they control you
And you don't control them,
You're fucked!

[IntravenousDemilo]

1. Kick for the daytime people.