My doctor told me to ask for the Lounge for medical advice

[Orrex]

So let's hear it.

[taterguy]

1. Don't eat yellow snow

[rug]

2. Don't do it.

[Phentex]

3. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend the lounge...

the 5th one unrecommends it!

[azmouse]

4. If you keep your finger outta your nose you won't get so many nose bleeds.

[madinmaryland]

5. IBTL.

[gratuitous]

6. Soak your head in warm water

Immerse three times, withdraw twice. All medical issues will soon resolve themselves.

[kentauros]

7. Ask over at ASAH.

We'll give you proper medical advice :)

[Gormy Cuss]

8. Eat yellow snow. It's good for you.

I'm giving you a second opinion.

[TZ]

9. Go out and sneeze on a lot of people

Especially if you really are sick! They will love you for it;)

[charlie and algernon]

10. You don't have lupus

[Catshrink]

11. Chocolate and beer are cures for anything.

[XemaSab]

12. 100% of the patients who receive vaccines die!

:o

[dysfunctional press]

13. toenail clippers are the best remedy for an ingrown toenail...

i love clipping ot of, and yanking the ingrown part out, and then the blood starts running...:woohoo:

[betharina]

14. sorry, i feel stupid now. nt

[Orrex]

24. ??

:shrug:

[sarge43]

15. If it hurts when you do that, take two aspirin and call us in the morning. n/t

[AwakeAtLast]

16. If you ate your apples you wouldn't need medical advice!

:silly:

[elehhhhna]

17. my husband's spleen was removed today. if ya see it, don't touch it.

it's nasty.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

18. Don't use traditional medications

gin and rum are just as good and will cure every known illness known to man, including liver failure and cancer. Just go get yourself a fifth and you're good to go.

[nolabear]

19. Okay...you're ugly too. Ba-dump-ching! Tip your waitress.

[triguy46]

20. Never eat anything bigger than your head.

[AsahinaKimi]

21. Tonic water ..

it has Quinine in it.. good for just about anything..including thirst! Nicely bitter!

[valerief]

22. The drinks are watered down but the piano player is great. nt

[snailly]

23. Stop moving your elbow that way

Sheesh!

[Orrex]

28. I know, I know. It'll cause blindness, right?

I've heard it all before.

:freak:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. get a second opinion.

for sure.

[Orrex]

26. nolabear has alreadly been very helpful in that regard

:rofl:

[Brother Buzz]

27. Never fry bacon in the nude

[NNadir]

30. That's good advice as far as it goes, but my medical advice is simply...

..."don't fry bacon."

[Brother Buzz]

31. In a pinch, bacon can be applied as a...

tourniquet? :crazy:

[BlueCollar]

29. Peeing on your feet cures athlete's foot...n/t

[JonLP24]

32. If you get a papercut on your finger

It's best to chop it off to prevent infection.

[Orrex]

33. I applied the same logic when I cut my neck while shaving

[JonLP24]

34. ....

:rofl: :rofl:

Good one! :thumbsup: