Guide for appropriate tricks for crappy treats.

[Deep13]

Some people who give out candy on Halloween just are not trying. This is a guide to penalties for crummy treats.

Dum-dum pops- TP donor's house

Sweet Tarts- Find donor's cat. Dip its feet in ink. Release near donor's car.

ribbon candy- cut donor's tires to ribbons

gummy anything- throw burning tire onto donor's lawn

candy corn- ask to use donor's bathroom. Flush towel down toilet

real corn- release wild skunk into donor's house.

wax lips- stick donor's garden hose in cellar window and turn on.

no-name el cheapo candy- have older sibling give donor a "lawn job."

popcorn ball- Find magazines in Dad's night stand. Tear out lap flaps. Mail after writing donor's name, address and check "bill me later."

apple- put razor blade in it and show it to the police.

pencils- same as for gummy bears, but burning tire goes under donor's car.

Chick Tracts- anonymous tip to police that donor is a child molester.

Obviously home, but not answering door- file bankruptcy in donor's name. Watch as court reposesses house and cars.

[rvablue]

1. I was just perusing a craft blog and they had a list of the worst treats...

someone mentioned an old neighbor who handed out toothbrushes.

Nice buzz kill for the kids, downer debbie!

[ipfilter]

2. Last year my kid was Indian Jones

It must have been a popular costume. He goes up to some old ladies house and the first thing she says "weren't you just here" in that scolding grumpy old lady tone.

[TZ]

3. ROFL!

Now see I really wish I could recommend this!

[tigereye]

4. how about dental products - one neighbor used to give those...

then there were the folks who gave out candy while they made their daughter stay home with them -- never figured that one out. :wtf:




In the 60s we used to love popcorn balls from our neighbors and candy apples. But we knew everyone on our street, and it wasn't dangerous or anything.



Anyone else used to throw field corn on the neighbor's porches, or make those rattlers out of wooden spools to rattle the windows? People would probably call the cops or start shooting or something if kids did any of that around here in the city. :D

[AsahinaKimi]

5. two traditional tricks

Teepee a house...


Shaving cream a car

[valerief]

6. Wax lips are GREAT!!!! I wonder if I can find them this year. nt