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brendan120678 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 07:27 AM
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Happy Mole Day Everyone!
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brendan120678 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 09:11 AM
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1. Some corny Mole Day jokes...
Q: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
A: It's mole-itically incorrect

Q: What is a mole's favorite movie?
A: The Green Mole

Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Moletiplication

Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
A: Watermolens

Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?
A: When they made him, they broke the Moled

Q: What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
A: Moleonucleosis

Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A: A bunch of Moleasses

Q: What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?
A: "To mole or not to mole, this is the question."

Q: What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?
A: Oil of Molay

Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?
A: He makes mountains out of mole hills

Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?
A: Molybdenum

Q: What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music?
A: Rock 'N' Mole

Q: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?
A: A chocolate Molted

Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog?
A: He becomes Moleicious!

Q: Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?
A: Father Molecahy

Q: What was Avogadro's favorite Indian tribe?
A: The Molehawks
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 09:20 AM
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2. Sent this to a friend who is known as "The Mole"
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 09:25 AM
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3. Mole the animal, or mole the sauce?
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brendan120678 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 09:32 AM
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4. Mole as in...
6.02 x 10^23
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 10:17 AM
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5. Oh, of course - October 23.
I guess I should have looked at the jokes in the OP and I would have gotten that.

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