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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 02:47 PM
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if you're horny and you know, it clap one hand
if you're horny and you know, it clap one hand

if you're horny and you know, but you'd rather them blow it

if you're horny and you know, it clap one hand


Get INBTL with your own verse
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 02:51 PM
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1. *snarf*
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 02:52 PM
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2. Or host a talk show?
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 02:57 PM
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3. if your horny and you know it take a shower
if your horny and you know it take a shower
if you take a nice shower you will smell like a flower
and you will be busy for an hour.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 03:03 PM
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4. Lol..here's something that qualifies in both senses of the word...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy4RHRkaHE4
Here are the lyrics..
Biblical Sense :
Well I told you once let me tell you again I never ever wanted to be your best friend All I really wanted to do is get to know you All I really wanted to do is get to know you Well I told you once let me tell you again I never ever wanted to be your best friend All I really wanted to do is get to know you All I really wanted to do is get to know you In the biblical sense, girl. In the biblical sense, girl. In the biblical sense, girl In the biblical sense, girl

Samson and Delila, Adam and his wife David and his Concubine knock me outta sight Adam and Eve you know they wore the fig leaf Now let's lose the apple and plant the seed Well I told you once let me tell you again I never ever wanted to be your best friend All I really wanted to do is get to know you. All I really wanted to do is get to know you In the biblical sense, girl. In the biblical sense, girl In the biblical sense, girl In the biblical sense, girl

I wanna get to know you on the dance floor I wanna get to know you out by the back door I wanna get to know you in the present tense I wanna get to know you in the biblical sense, girl In the biblical sense, girl. In the biblical sense, girl In the biblical sense, girl

Well I told you once let me tell you again I never ever wanted to be your best friend All I really wanted to do is get to know you All I really wanted to do is get to know you Well I told you once let me tell you again I never ever wanted to be your best friend All I really wanted to do is get to know you All I really wanted to do is get to know you In the biblical sense, girl. In the biblical sense, girl. In the biblical sense, girl In the biblical sense, girl
< Biblical Sense Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ >


http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/pietasters_lyrics_32286/other_lyrics_63224/biblical_sense_lyrics_628027.html
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 04:42 PM
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5. Zen autoerotica?
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
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