Is there anything that smells worse than pet farts?

[WillParkinson]

I'm sorry for being so indelicate with this...

Cider just jumped up in my lap and got all nice and comfortable and proceeded to let out the WORST stench.

I didn't even know cats ate cabbage.

[madrchsod]

1. no

[fudge stripe cookays]

2. Husband farts. Really. S'truth.

[ChickMagic]

10. You took the words right out of my mouth!

Hair balls are pretty funky smelling too.

[TXlib]

12. Wife farts are far worse.

What they lack in frequency or volume, they make for in strength!

[bearfan454]

3. My chili dog or deer meat ones are pretty bad too.

I can clear the room.

[ret5hd]

4. My farts...funny tho, my sh*t doesn't stink. Go figure. (nt)

[TrogL]

5. Try leaving a fish in your trunk for a month...

then put that in the garbage...then have the cats kick over the garbage can and eat it...then throw up all over the place...then coming meowing in your face at 4 a.m. for you to clean it up.

[Kadie]

6. Maybe This?

http://www.local6.com/news/2928182/detail.html

Boy Wins Rotten Sneaker Contest

MONTPELIER, Vt. -- Daegan Goodman may have had the shortest distance to travel to the rotten sneaker contest, but you couldn't tell that by smelling his shoes.


The 10-year-old from Montpelier took the crown -- and probably a few of the judges' olfactory glands -- in the annual event, which lured eight other finalists to Vermont's capital city from across the country.




Who would want to judge a contest like this?

[rock]

7. Cat piss?

But I love 'em.

[skip fox]

8. Dead pet farts.

n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. My dog can fart your cat under the TABLE

and they SOUND like human farts!

[BiggJawn]

11. My Farts.

Who ever wrote "Every man admires the aroma of his own farts and abhors the stench of anothers..." obviously was never on Diabetes or Hypertension medication...

"May cause Flatulence"..OK, some toots, I can deal with that, but this "something crawled up me and died" stench has got to go.....But at least I'm saving money on paint remover!

[tjwash]

13. no

x(

[BurtWorm]

14. Junior's World Map?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x907643

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Preschooler poop

Boy, those accidents get old after a while.

[StayOutTheBushes]

16. Baking Bread (in some instances)

No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

[chefgirl]

17. I've heard of pet rocks.....

but....pet farts?? Maybe you should get a new hobby. :silly:

-chef-

[undergroundpanther]

18. pesto farts

Just Eat a bowl of pasta with some chopped fresh tomatoes and a pile of fresh made pesto on it, It's delicious going in...But wait a few hours.The smarmiest gas humanly possible will ferment within,Even if you open up your windows it won't blow away..it just lingers..The stench is so heavy and thick you could cut it with a knife. Pet fars are nothing compared to pesto farts. I named my pet rat Pesto.She didn't fart however.