Chicken Soup for beer drinkers

[Renew Deal]

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 BC!!!

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

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1. Actually....

The wheel goes great with pizza! How else is it going to get to your door?