I'm a Christian suburbanite. Ask me anything.

[UrbScotty]

:-)

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Have you had to perform Extreme Unction upon your heathen neighbors?

;) :hi:

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Absolution by annointing with oil for allowing your lawn to grow higher than 2 inches?? *snarf*

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. ...

:rofl: :hi:

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. Heheh

:hi:

[UrbScotty]

16. Not yet

:evilgrin:

[Sanity Claws]

5. Are you a saver?

Or an investor?

[UrbScotty]

17. Why not be both? ;-)

[rurallib]

6. Any atheists in the old neighborhood?

[UrbScotty]

18. Probably

I mean, one in six of us are atheists. And I have quite a few neighbors.

[Arugula Latte]

7. Jesus fish on the minivan?

:shrug:

[mix]

13. nailed it !

[UrbScotty]

19. Nope

[soleiri]

8. After the rapture

can I have your minivan?

[UrbScotty]

21. Sure. Not in the greatest condition, but it works well

[nolabear]

9. Why was man born only to suffer and die?

Okay, that's a trick question. Can God make a rock so big he can't move it? (Totally yanking your chain there, Bob.)

[UrbScotty]

22. Well, nothing's impossible

[jesus_of_suburbia]

10. Do you realize that when you say "ask me anything" most people assume you will respond?

(in a timely manner)

:7

[UrbScotty]

23. I like your username

[ChickMagic]

11. So, I'm guessing you didn't give your belongings to the poor.

What would Your Father say? *snicker*
I tickled myself.

[UrbScotty]

24. Why should I do what God tells me?

[ipfilter]

12. Is your mega-church bigger than your neighbors mega-church?

[UrbScotty]

25. Well, it's not mega-big, but it's mega-nice

[kwassa]

14. UrbScotty hasn't responded. Raptured?

[UrbScotty]

20. I'm just reflecting on people's points over time.

:-)

[denbot]

15. Nice post Martin Luther..

[Deep13]

26. What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? nt

[Bertha Venation]

27. Have you ever been a right-wing fundy?

Edit: I have.

[UrbScotty]

31. No, but I haven't always been that liberal either

[MajorChode]

28. Is it true that the earth is flat and has 4 corners?

[frogmarch]

29. Do you have any non-Christian friends?

Do you have any atheist or agnostic friends? Pagan friends? Muslim? Jewish? Any friends other than Christian ones?

[UrbScotty]

32. Quite a few

[Deep13]

30. Why aren't you a Muslim?

All right, I'll bite.

Two alternative questions.

1. The Koran claims that it is the perfect word of god and that only Islam will save you from eternal damnation. How do you know Christianity's claim of exclusivity is right and Islam is wrong?

2. If all beliefs are valid, then why did you decide to believe in the divinity of JC rather than the divinity of the Koran?