This is why God does not exist and justice is truly dead...

[armyowalgreens]

I drove to CVS a little while ago to stock up on Nyquil, kleenex, cough drops and Vicks.

As I pulled into the parking lot, I noticed a black Ferrari F430 parked at the front of the store. But not just parked in any parking space. No, the owner decided to park it in the "expectant mother" parking space right by the front door to the store.

I wrote it off as likely some 20-something rich douche bag that frequents the mill avenue club scene (CVS is maybe 1/4 of a mile from the first club on the strip).

So, I walked into the store, gathered my supplies and went up to the counter. At the counter were two incredibly hot women wearing clothing that would have fit more loosely if it had been painted on. Behind them, and in front of me, were two brohams wearing Ed Hardy shirts and puma racing shoes (red alert).

The two girls paid for their things and walked out the front door only to very loudly wonder aloud who owned the "nice car." I think everyone in the store heard it. Well, the sliding door closed and I assumed they had left. The two guys in front of me started talking about all the "wonderful" things they would do to the two women.

So they pay, and they walk out the front door. I pay, and walk out the front door only to see a car stopped behind the ferrari that had its doors open. The two guys were talking to the two girls inside the other car.


And so it is true, driving a nice car will get you laid. And there is no justice for rich douchebags that go fishing for chicks by parking their $230,000 car in expectant mother spaces.

[Beer Snob-50]

1. there is justice however for these rich douchebags!

these "chicks" could have a nice std and because boys like this tend not to wear condoms, they will either (a0 get a nice little disease, or (b) get these girls pregnant and while they will not take responsiblity for their actions the girls will make their lives miserable.

[LeftinOH]

2. The car is just a conduit for shallow people to find each other- and,

apparently, it worked.

[Blue_Tires]

3. i can't hate on them that hard -- i have too much appreciation for their automotive taste

but i am always amused and slightly shocked when i see mega-high-dollar cars doing normal grocery errands, driving through at wendy's, in the wal-mart parking lot, etc...