Top Ten Reasons Why Your Son Chose To Attend Arizona State University

[MrScorpio]

10. The pleasant aroma of freshly waxed co-eds first thing in the morning.


9. After busy week of hard work, his weekends are surprisingly care free.


8. French class.


7, ASU has one of the country's best brunette friendly campuses.


6. I have nothing to say about this picture....


5. ASU is world reknown for their Appletini tutors.


4. The weather is always Sunny... and Megan, and Andrea, and Hannah, and....


3. You can be reassured that he'll get his daily requirement of fruits and co-eds.


2. Chances are better than fifty-fifty that he'll date a centerfold model.



.... And the #1. reason why your son chose to attend Arizona State University:


ASU may be a public university, but they take religious faith very, very seriously.

[JonLP24]

1. I got 3 reasons

Go Devils!! :woohoo:

[armyowalgreens]

2. That's the only reason why I'm a Sundevil...

:hide:


But seriously. The "ASU is a party school for whores" thing is a bit overplayed. It is a very good school.

[JonLP24]

3. I saw your in trouble for alcohol post

and the first thing that came to mind was so much for being a top 10 party school(as rated by Maxim magazine).

I never heard of the whores part but it has been rated as one of the top party schools in the country.

[armyowalgreens]

5. Manzanita, a dorm, is commonly refereed to as "15 floors of whores"...

It's surprisingly accurate. But most of ASUs nastiness is contained in North campus.

We are no longer in the top 10.

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

7. I lived in Manzy for a year...

...it was, well, interesting. The best part was the view I had of Sun Devil Stadium, and that's about where the positives end.

15 floors, 1000 students and four elevators, of which on average only two worked. I got to know the stairwells really well and I lived on the 9th floor! :)

The guy living across the hall from me once smuggled in a keg in a refrigerator box! :rofl:

[JonLP24]

9. I might be familiar with that building

Is it curve shaped with triangle windows? I never attended ASU or been inside the building but I've rode the '30' on University Drive by a building like that at least hundred times.

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

14. Yes, that's it.

Odd looking building that really catches your eye. I even saw it the first time I flew into Phoenix (I knew where to look in relation to Sun Devil Stadium).

Back when I lived there some fifteen years ago they had painted each floor with a different color scheme. I remember they had used dark blue for one of them which made the whole floor look really dark and almost cavernous. Ours on the other hand was painted light yellow with green doors. Whoever thought that was a good idea needs to get their eyes checked! :crazy:

[MrScorpio]

4. Most of us are a little too old to have our legs pulled, sonny

Enjoy the ride. We don't mind

[armyowalgreens]

6. Lies. I've never even done anything illegal...

:patriot:

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

8. I miss ASU...

I used to sit out on the patio between the two business buildings between classes and watch the world go by. Then one day they told me I had graduated. They probably heard my "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" in Canada. :)

I wonder how much it has changed in the past ten years...
Go Devils! :evilgrin:

[Heidi]

10. I guess "But it's a dry heat..." has fallen off of the list? (nt)

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. And just about every one in those pictures looks too stupid to graduate

except maybe with a business degree or a degree in phy. ed.

[Taverner]

12. Both the men and women of ASU are all beautiful

EVERY SINGLE ONE!!!

and tan too!

[blueamy66]

13. I'm an ASU alum...

and damn proud.

:beer: :toast:

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

15. Same here!

:toast: