If someone ever gives me one of those fake "winning" lottery tickets

[Orrex]

I will summarily kill that person, tear open his viscera with my teeth, and defecate inside the corpse.


Fair warning.

[Orrex]

1. Self-kick

for "viscera."

[busybl]

2. I'll help you. It's a very cruel trick.

[rcrush]

3. I dont know if I would go that far

But I do think I would punch the person if they really meant to trick me into thinking I won the lottery. A whole shitload of money could really solve a lot of problems right now.

[busybl]

4. It would break my heart.

Fixed income, never had my own home. I don't think I could ever forgive the jerk.

[darkstar3]

5. Don't know where this came from

but I do agree with you to a certain extent.

If someone did that to me, there would most definitely be sharp implements and screaming involved.

[gratuitous]

6. Man, Christmas shopping is going to be a snap this year!

Let's see, fake lottery tickets for Orrex, busybl and rcrush. Stocking stuffers!