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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 08:14 PM
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Tomorrow, September 30th, is International Blasphemy Day. What are your plans?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 08:29 PM
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1. well, baphomet for breakfast
some animal sacrifice for lunch and maybe a little defiling of sacred objects.

might even have time to despoil a bible or too.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:01 PM
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4. I prefer to eat Ishtar!
Edited on Tue Sep-29-09 09:02 PM by elshiva
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 08:37 PM
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2. Prayer. Long prayers.
From my heart.
For all the blasphemers.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:00 PM
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3. Sweet!
:hug: :loveya:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:25 PM
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12. And naps.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:28 PM
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13. Aww, whose kid is that?
:)
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:32 PM
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15. That's my parents' second son.
me

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:36 PM
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19. So cute!
:loveya:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:04 PM
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Not a goddamn thing!
:P
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:06 PM
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6. Bwhahaha!
:hug:
"Everyday is blasphemy day."
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:04 PM
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5. Set fire to the WBC
Well, I fantasize about doing that everyday.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:07 PM
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7. Don't harm any actual human beings.
Don't want to get this locked...
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:09 PM
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8. Probably yell "Jesus Fucking Christ!" while sitting in traffic
Like I do every day! :rofl:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:11 PM
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9. BUELAH FUCKING WITCH!
;)
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:16 PM
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10. Nothing. I don't insult a 'God' any
more than I insult Spiderman, Santa Claus, Dracula or The Great Pumpkin.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:33 PM
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17. Dear Linus, there is no Great Pumpkin.
Edited on Tue Sep-29-09 09:34 PM by elshiva
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:18 PM
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11. Sacrifice a virgin or two
:evilgrin:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:30 PM
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14. That's blasphemy? I thought that was worship?
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:33 PM
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16. christ on a cracker



of course

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-29-09 09:35 PM
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18. Have some gum:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 09:04 AM
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20. The Son is subordinate to the Father and not coequal.
Oh wait, that's for Heresy Day.

Moses, Jesus and Mohammed all eat pork.

How's that?
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 09:05 AM
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21. To use the expression 'Christ on a bike' at least once. nt
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 09:10 AM
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22. Worship the cats
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 09:10 AM
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23. here we go
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 09:18 AM
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24. The same thing I do everyday...try to take over the world!
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 09:21 AM
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25. working, which is pretty damn blasphemous, if you ask me.
:)
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 09:44 AM
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26. I will say the name Jehovah
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 11:08 AM
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27. What do Mohammed, the Catholic Church and Roman Polanski have in common?
:hide:
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 06:15 PM
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29. The all have large groups of supporters who are apathetic toward their pedophilia
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-01-09 08:07 AM
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32. They all rape children. nt
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 05:57 PM
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28. Hey, after Jesus magically fed all those free-loaders with loaves and fish...
...did they all have to take a collective, miraculous shit together?
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 06:16 PM
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30. Be myself
I mean, you couldn't meet a more blasphemous, self-centered, arrogant, son-of-a-bitch fuckwad such as myself....


:P
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-30-09 06:22 PM
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31. Well, I'm going to walk into the Episcopalian church up the street...I'll walk in and
tell them to have a merry day!
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