Check in here: Are you afraid to open the "Man's Penis Saved After Do-it-Yourself" thread?

[Fire Walk With Me]

I definitely am.

Edit: Linked but I didn't look!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9046091

[Turbineguy]

1. This thread is useful

without pictures.

[EastTennesseeDem]

2. I definitely am

NEWPORT BEACH -- Authorities are calling it a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry.

A local man has been hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis.

The unidentified man was reportedly trying to elongate his organ.

But instead, the ring cut off circulation, causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size and turn black.

The man was hospitalized in Newport Beach.

Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, said the ring had been stuck below the belt for as many as three days, and that the man initially resisted treatment.

Jones also said the patient was "obviously having some other issues."

The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.

The man's condition isn't known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact.

Why would I want to read that?

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. I didn't look I didn't look blah blah I can't see it

[EastTennesseeDem]

5. "a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis."

That's the worst part of it.

[Deja Q]

4. Remember, once you go black you'll never go back...

:yoiks:

[Iggo]

6. Checking in.

:patriot:

[Skittles]

7. the man "obviously had other issues"

ya THINK? :o

[Bunny]

8. I'm just happy to know the penis was saved.

I didn't really need to read the article.

[704wipes]

9. and not only is it bigger, it's now black

The guy got a twofer.

[Lasher]

10. What, was he doing curls or something?

I didn't think you could lift anything with your weenie.

[Orsino]

11. I could barely stand to open *this* thread. n/t