I have holes in my socks because the nail on my big toe grows too fast

[rcrush]

It will grow almost a half inch in two weeks. Its freaky lookin.

[Jamastiene]

1. My second toes do that.

They stick out anyhow, but the nails on them grow faster than the other nails. I have to keep them trimmed or I wake up with jammed toes. That hurts.

I can empathize.

[rcrush]

2. they look like claws

They will come in handy during kung fu.

[RadiationTherapy]

3. Try filing it regularly.

Also, *barf*.

[kayakjohnny]

4. Do a time-lapse of it and become a youtube sensation

And also, go on ebay and put a bid on a new life.