If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?

[MajorChode]

Why couldn't I ever get an essay assignment like that one?

Teacher Disciplined For Unusual Creative Writing Assignment
School Says Teacher Gave Students Inappropriate Assignment

WOLFEBORO, N.H. -- An English teacher is being closely monitored at Kingswood Regional High School after administrators said she assigned an inappropriate essay topic to her students.

Jack Robertson, superintendent of the Governor Wentworth Regional School District, said the teacher asked students to respond to the question: "If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?"

The question was posed as part of creative writing assignment to a class of about 12 or 13 seniors. Robertson said the question was designed to help motivate students to improve their writing, but he said the teacher lacked good judgment in assigning the question.

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http://www.wmur.com/news/20990241/detail.html

[dysfunctional press]

1. i doubt that it would occur to me to do so...

besides- i don't have a brother.

[meow2u3]

2. No--that's disgusting

I couldn't if I tried--I'm female!

[MajorChode]

3. I think you'd just have to try a bit harder

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Only after I'd killed him and taken his position as eldest and heir of the family

too risky to try to pee in his mouth while he's still alive.