Time to puke: Skank Jr sings "If the South Woulda Won"

[Taverner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cCu8H6RbbI

The line "If the south woulda won we'd have it made"

Yeah, White, ignorant men would.

Someone needs to beat that inbred with a stupid stick

[arbusto_baboso]

1. He already got beat with the stupid stick.

That's why he's so stupid.

Hank Sr. would be thoroughly ashamed of his progeny, methinks.

[Taverner]

2. Hank Sr hung around Bluesmen when he was young

Of course he'd be appalled!

[mitchum]

28. He's not Hank's progeny; Audrey fucked a particulatly stupid milkman

[Deep13]

3. ...the North woulda had it made...

...with universal healthcare, well funded schools, no foreign wars after WW2, very limited Evangelism and without many batshit crazy politicians.

And with slavery intact, the CSA would be a pariah state like N. Korea or S. Africa back in the 1980s.

Anyway, WTF difference does it make? The North won. Deal with it.

[Taverner]

4. Exactly - I have a bumper sticker that says such

[EndersDame]

6. Me thinks the blacks would have eventually revolted

As well as non asshole whites and mexicans. You forget also about the midwest. The south has made great contributions to American society such as Rock n Roll Jimmy Carter Bill Clinton The Blues Mark Twain Janis Joplin Tennessee Williams Johnny Cash and so on That is not to say that we haven't had a fucked up past and some nasty republicans .I don't think that The North is such a liberal paradise either. The one and only time I went up there (upstate new york)to visit a friend , I overheard his friend talking about my heritage and skin color in a disparaging way(1/2 mexican if you have to know? Down here in Texas I have never experienced that . Maybe because there are so many of us I dunno.

[Taverner]

9. Its my belief that if the South won, they would be in a state of perpetual civil war

[EndersDame]

22. I think there is no way in hell the slaves would keep taking that shit

It could have been a very bloody disaster

[Taverner]

24. Think Haiti

Haiti came about in a very bloody way

But for the record, the folks they killed were absolute fuckers

[Deep13]

10. I'm not down on the South so much as on those determined ...

... to live down to the stereotype. Basically, bat shit crazy Fundy voters.

[Taverner]

12. Exactly - I love Southerners. I hate "rebel pride" or "confederate pride"

Puh-leaze, bitch

Genocide and diaspora are nothing to be proud of

Neither is ignorance

[Deep13]

15. Well, the South has Jimmy Carter, Jim Webb, Robert Byrd, ...

... Lyndon Johnson (who I admire except for the war), Harry Truman, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ann Richards, Frederick Douglass and that giant among men, Martin Luther King Jr. Plus in NC there's a guy named Ed who makes these awesome spare ribs. I saw him on the food channel.

[Taverner]

16. Yes and none of them promote "Confederate Pride" or "Rebel Pride"

"American Pride," yes

Traitor pride, no

[EndersDame]

21. Oh I totally agree ignorance is very tacky and they give the rest of us a bad name

[EndersDame]

23. I can't stand crazy fundy voters they give the rest of us a bad name

I just hate it when people think we are all white (There are more black and hispanic people than whites in Texas) and Rednecks

[Bucky]

30. You're wrong about one thing: "no wars after WW2"

Sorry to break it to ya, my yankee compadre, but Vietnam was brought to you by a bunch of Harvard boys, New York bankers, California defense contractors, and a few hysterical priests from Chicago & Los Angeles.

Without the South, you simply wouldn't have had Fulbright around to question the hysteria.

But maybe you can remind me how notorious Dixicrats started the Korean Conflict.

[rrneck]

5. Stupid always pays. nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. All Republicans, all the time. Nice.

How many 9/11s would they need to notice the trend?

[Deep13]

8. Can't he do most of this stuff anyway?

HERE ARE THE LYICS.

If the south woulda won we woulda had it made.
I'd probably run for president of the southern states.
The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday.
SORRY WASHINGTON AND JEFFERSON.
If the south woulda won we woulda had it made.
I'd make my surpreme court down in Texas and we wouldn't have no killers getting off free.
LIKE THE MEN WHO LYNCHED MEDGAR EVERS?
If they were proven guilty then they would swing quickly,
instead of writin' books and smilin' on T.V.
We'd all learn cajan cookin' in Luiousiana
WE DO THAT ANYWAY.
and I'd put that capital back in Alabama.
YOU MEAN RICHMOND, VA. BTW, WASHINGTON IS A SOUTHERN CITY.
We'd put Florida on the right track, 'cause we'd take Miami back
and throw all them pushers in the slammer.
WE'RE DOING THAT ANYWAY. IT'S NOT WORKING.

Oh if the south woulda won we woulda had it made.
I'd probably run for president of the southern states.
I WOULD HAVE GONE WITH JIM WEB.
The day young Skynyrd died, we'd show our southern pride.
If the south woulda won we woulda had it made.
"Play alittle dixieland boys. Ah yes!" YOU CAN DO THAT ANYWAY.


I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee
YOU ALREADY HAVE
and all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills.
THEY WON'T SUPPORT YOUR FAT ASS.
The national treasury would be in Tupilo, Mississippi
SO? ISN'T THERE A MINT IN NEW ORLEANS?
and I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bill.
IT WOULD STILL BE WORTH ABOUT AS MUCH AS C.S.A. MONEY IS NOW.
I'd have all the cars made in the Carolina's
and I'd ban all the ones made in China.
I THINK YOU MEAN JAPAN AND KOREA.
I'd have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile
and talk with that southern accent that drives men wild.
BECAUSE THAT IS THEIR PURPOSE IN LIFE. ANYWAY, APART FROM BEING OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE, WHAT IS STOPPING YOU FROM DATING GA WOMEN NOW?
I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia, 'cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine.
I'M SURE THOSE GERMAN ONES SUCK.
I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain and see ole Cliften Clowers and have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine.
YOU COULD PROBABLY DO THAT NOW, ASSUMING HE LETS YOU IN THE DOOR.

Hey if the south woulda won we'd a had it made.
I'd probably run for president of the southern states.
When Patsy Cline passed away that would be our national holiday.
SO, TO HELL WITH ELVIS THEN. AND M.L.K. IF THAT IS REALLY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
If the south woulda won we'd a had it made.
Olay he hee hee . I said if the south wouda won we would a had it made!

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. It would have taken the south winning to find a populace fucking dumb enough to make him president.

[PVnRT]

17. Elvis would have never got into "black music" if the South would've won

He probably would have emigrated up north and tried to get on Broadway like he originally wanted to.

[Taverner]

20. CSA the Movie had him fleeing to Canada because of his love of "Negroism"

That is a scary movie, btw...

And shows exactly how life would be like if the Southerners won, kept going North (as planned) and chased Lincoln to Canada.

[PVnRT]

31. The Confederacy never planned on conquering the North

Lee's invasions of Pennsylvania and Maryland were meant to get the North to give up, not take it over. That part of that movie was simply idiotic.

[PVnRT]

32. The Confederacy never planned on conquering the North

Lee's invasions of Pennsylvania and Maryland were meant to get the North to give up, not take it over. That part of that movie was simply idiotic.

[Taverner]

34. The plans were for a "Tropical Empire"

They wanted to eliminate the threat from the North to do that...

[TK421]

35. They could never break P.A to begin with.....

we drove their asses back

[Kali]

18. good call-backs

:rofl:

[Taverner]

19. "...We'd put Florida on the right track, 'cause we'd take Miami back"

OK - now this is pure racism

Back from who?

The Hispanics? Are you going to send them on trains back to Latin America?

Are you going to execute them?

It's like when people say "take America back" today - back from who? A Black President? To give it to a White President?

[Deep13]

33. Forgetting that Florida was part of Spain before it went Anglo. nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. If the south would have won you'd have gone bankrupt, and lost 140 years of northern welfare.

Fucking morons.

[TK421]

14. Would have, should have, could have....meaningless!!!! neener,neener,neener!!!!!

what a fucking waste of molecules....get over it, indeed! We kicked your fucking ass because we had the money, the manpower, and the industry.....we didn't win because our soldiers used rubber-tipped bullets that ricocheted off of trees when fighting in heavily wooded areas ( YES PEOPLE....when I was in the 8th grade in Florida there was a teacher who actually said this bullshit ). NO- FUCKING- JOKE!

DEAD SERIOUS...I have to stress that because most people I tell that story to seem to think I'm elaborating on it...no, I'm not. I am dead serious...he said that! Shit...we watched The Blue and the Gray during history class. Every time a Union soldier was killed, the kids in the classroom cheered. When a confederate soldier was killed, they booed....NO SHIT. I saw this crap take place...talk about creepy? That was it

[LynneSin]

25. I think that video is a result of being beat by the stupid stick

:grr:

[Taverner]

26. I feel the same way when I see that treasonous flag

You see, you and I happen to love America.

I don't think he does.

[mitchum]

27. Yeah, I'm sure some confederate doctor could have repaired that douchebag's face...

with a bone saw and some whiskey

[TK421]

29. Yep....my thoughts exactly