The coldcut terrorist is at it again

[Roon]

I come home from the store and she sees me putting all this food in the fridge. I don't always get coldcuts but once she knows,she spends all day by the fridge!

She cries and jumps in the fridge every time I open it. I do give her a slice twice a day,but she wants a slice every time I open the fridge to get a pop. She is driving me nuts!

[charlie and algernon]

1. my cat damn near tries climbing up my leg when I make a sandwhich

but because she's 16 pounds, she just ends up digging her claws into my leg. x(

[Roon]

4. Ouch!

cats sure can be trying sometimes!

[charlie and algernon]

11. hells yeah

At least that's not everyday. When I shave in the morning, she'll sit at my feet and pat my leg, claws out. :crazy: :x(

I think she thinks she's helping.

[HopeHoops]

2. Funny you should say...

[Roon]

5. LOL

too funny!

[HopeHoops]

6. We would like to bring your cat in for questioning.

You know how cats hate street mimes.

[Roon]

7. She's innocent!

She will steal food, but she would never hurt anyone!

[HopeHoops]

8. Please check her for the scent of olive loaf and report back to me.

"Are you the police?"

"No ma'am. We're musicians."

[Roon]

10. ok, i will

as soon as i find her..lol

[HopeHoops]

12. (SPOILER ALERT!) Don't read this unless you already know.

It is Opus.

[Roon]

19. LOL!

too funny.

[TZ]

3. heh.

I have a cat that shuts the refrigerator door on me if I leave it open too long..She's not a food oriented kitty obviously...:rofl:

[Roon]

9. My bathroom door doesn't latch completely

and Barney can reach under and pull it open!

[TK421]

13. Is it okay to feed them coldcuts? I think our cat here is getting sick of the same

old shit every day. I just bought a half-pound of veal loaf and some tavern ham.....once in awhile is fine, I suppose.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. A little won't hurt, but it can give them gas.

And cat gas is a WMD.

[TK421]

18. Oh yes!!!! I can certainly vouch for that!

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

15. Thank god I don't store the cans of tuna in the fridge!

The cats would weight more than I do!

:rofl:

[BuelahWitch]

16. That's gotta be the cutest terrorist I've ever seen!

That face is so adorable. :loveya: I have an instant pudding terrorist m'self. :hi:

[Roon]

20. Thanks..I am fostering her for my ex-lover

well,for the last three years now, so she is probably mine. :-)

[applegrove]

17. Tell her the nitrates are really bad for her. I'm sure that will help! LOL

[Roon]

21. LOL

Problem is, she would probably not care.