JUST ONCE, I'd like to walk down my street naked & sipping a beer without being hounded by the fuzz.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Just once.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

1. When you say "Hounded by the fuzz" do you mean....

Or does it mean something else? Cause frankly, it sounds kind of dirty.

[Bucky]

4. Is that worse than being fuzzed by the hound?

[Odin2005]

9. IIRC it's an old fashioned slang term for the police.

[sarge43]

2. I'd like to just walk around naked in my front yard without scaring the bears. n/t

[rrneck]

3. Put the beer in a bag, you'll be fine. nt

[BuelahWitch]

5. And donuts!

Don't forget the donuts. :hi:

[rurallib]

12. carry the donuts in a bag, don't hang them on your ...

Police will probably complain about that.

[Orsino]

6. You'll have to shave it off, then. n/t

[Deja Q]

7. If you washed beforehand, fuzz wouldn't stick to you so readily...

:rofl:

[question everything]

8. Depends. How is your tush?

:hide:

[S n o w b a l l]

10. If you'd kept your speedo on, they probably would've never noticed the beer

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. omg

:rofl: :spray:

[Taitertots]

11. I drink outside regularly

and have not been hounded by the fuzz. Just toss that into a brown paper back.

I think the naked part is what is going to get you into trouble. If you are a dude you could just toss that into a paper bag as well.