I'm watching Jack Van Impe

[AwakeAtLast]

I clicked on it wondering if any of his "reporting" has changed because Obama is president.

Nope, not really. :crazy:

[MrsBrady]

1. You're brave.

He's freaky.

[AwakeAtLast]

2. And Mrs. Van Impe is freakier, IMO

:scared:

[rurallib]

11. Truly a monument to makeup

[Joey Liberal]

3. Van Impe is a trip

And so is his wife, Rexella:)...............

[LostInAnomie]

4. I used to love watching him. He's hilarious.

I remember back in the day he actually said the opening of Euro-Disney was a sign of the apocalypse. I don't think he's ever seen an event he didn't think was a fore-bearer of the end times.

[ghostsofgiants]

5. I grew up with my grandparents watching that shit.

I like to watch it late at night sometimes. Amusing as hell. I even want to call my next band Televangelists in honour of the awesomeness.

[RadiationTherapy]

6. Rexella is not of this world.

"I don't give a good god damn if it's a girl, I am naming it after my Uncle Rex and that is the END of it!!"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. Rexella's the reason to watch that show...

...imagine going to Andrea Mitchell's house for a blind date with her sister, and the sister is Rexella, and she's everything Andrea is, with this extra layer of the mom from "Carrie."

A really, really sick and disturbed person would be figurin' out ways to romance BOTH of them at the SAME TIME.

[woo me with science]

8. LOL! I never noticed the resemblance!

That's uncanny.

[Hissyspit]

9. I walked right behind Andrea Mitchell in the convention hall in Denver. She's REALLY short.

[Deja Q]

10. He's creepy. She's far creepier with that vapid stare...

They probably mean well with their naivety, but she's certainly got to be indoctrinated...

[Bucky]

12. My favorite Jack Van Impe quote...

"I fell in love with my wife the first time I saw her playing the organ."

I have to pour bleach into my brain whenever I hear that line, but it's still the coolest thing he ever said.

[Zomby Woof]

13. He has the book of Daniel memorized

Revelations too, but Daniel is his baby.

I like to see who his latest Anti-Christ is. Juan Carlos of Spain was my favorite pick, lol.

[Adsos Letter]

14. The book of Daniel is central to Historicist Christian eschatology...

but many non-Christians (as well as Christians) seem to know more about, and pay more attention to, the book of Revelation.