Will I piss green?

[gyopsy]

If I go out tonight and drink tons of green beer to the point of drunken intoxication, I am wondering, will my piss come out all green?? Have there been any documented cases of this and, if so, is it harmful to the kidnyes? :silly:

[Blueshift]

1. That'd be cool if you did...

but then I'd get scared and go to the Doctor. :shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Drink beet juice afterwards and it will cancel it out

:evilgrin:

[chicagojoe]

3. Based on my experience

you might piss about the color of anti-freeze. Slainte.

[Richardo]

4. No - but keep an eye on the "other exit" tomorrow...

Anatomically impossible I know - but you get the disgusting drift, I'm sure. x(

[gyopsy]

5. It's all good

Either way as long as it does minimal damage before it exits the system.

[WI_DEM]

6. short answer--yes

but I'm giving you blarney.

[JVS]

7. No, but I can tell you how to shit bright green!

Go get a box of Boo-Berry cereal and some milk. Eat the whole box of cereal. The food coloring and your gastric juices will blend and you will shit green.

You can also attempt this by drinking a 2 liter bottle of Welch's grape pop. The cereal method generally works better, but the pop is good too.

[bucknaked]

8. I think Burger King took those black cherry slushies off the market...

...because after I had one, sure 'nuff, I ended up birthing some beautiful green babies.

[JVS]

9. I'm going to send out St. Patricks day cards next year with a picture

of a toilet full of green feces.