FAG HAG

[La Lioness Priyanka]

Gay Men How I Love Them! :loveya:

[KissMyAsscroft]

1. Its Cool...Im a Lurker.

I pretend to be gay, and than when the hags least expect it...POUNCE!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. bad boy!!!!!!!!!

:spank:

[Jack_Dawson]

2. I wish more dudes would pair up

I'm all for it.

:toast:

[radwriter0555]

4. aren't they the best?

**sigh**

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. yes they are

i love gay men...

[roguevalley]

5. truly. someone has a couple guys kissing on a sig line and I wonder

who they are. so sweet.

[NightTrain]

6. So, what do you call a straight guy who hangs out with lesbians?

A "dyke tyke," perhaps? :shrug:

[commander bunnypants]

7. Good question

so I am a dyke tyke.

CooooooLLLL

DDQM

[BlueEyedSon]

9. Normal?

Horny?
Hopeful?
Fantasizing?

Oh, never mind this joke is never going to "get out of development".

[bif]

10. lez-boy-an?

[commander bunnypants]

14. Bawhahahahahah

I gotta tell all the evil lesbians in my life that one.


DDQM

and trust me they are evil

[BlueEyedSon]

16. Lezi-boy?

<grinning & reclining>

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. cute

[WilliamPitt]

33. A "chick dick"?

[WoodrowFan]

34. an optimist (nt)

[HEyHEY]

83. Optomistic

[arcane1]

8. lol, you just blew my mind

I was just talking to a friend who is in a comedy group, and they do a song parody called "Big Fag Hag" based on "All That Jazz" from Chicago, comeplete with choreography. They just performed it over the weekend at this Funny Lady competition (though they sadly lost :evilfrown: )

the song is a riot :D


shameless PR:
www.drunkenmonkeycomedy.com

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. blew your mind!

i did, didnt i?

[arcane1]

20. you did indeed..

I had just gotten off the phone when I saw this thread...

**cue Twilight Zone music**

[IronLionZion]

11. I have yet to meet a gay man who is not nice

They're usually very nice and friendly. I can't understand why homophobes can hate them.

[ronnykmarshall]

60. Probably a log cabiner.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

62. excellent point!

[ronnykmarshall]

100. It's very true

I knew some gay guys in my hometown that were very anti-lesbian. Cause for some major cans o' whup ass to be opened on my part.

[IronLionZion]

101. I'm no log cabiner

what the hell do you mean by that statement?

[ronnykmarshall]

105. I wasn' t refering to you.

I was refering to rude gay person you mentioned.

[gyopsy]

13. Why do women so love gay men?

I've pondered the question many times. I myself, have nothing against gay men but it interests me why women and gay men get along so well. It must be because they have similar interests in regards to hobbies?!? :shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. actually i am a dyke

dont know that i share too many hobbies with anyone

[Skittles]

27. it's fun to be around guys who don't stare at your tits

come on, how hard was THAT to figure out?

[gyopsy]

29. Yes

but I didn't want to come out and suggest it myself.

[Skittles]

30. OK, they give us good hair tips

:D

[arcane1]

31. very good point

hell I'm straight and I often find gay men to be cooler to hang with, if only for the lack of thuggish macho bullshit one tends to see from straight men. So most of my non-gay guy friends are pretty mellow too :)

[Paragon]

36. *staring*

Hm? You say something? :silly:

[WoodrowFan]

40. be nice

maybe we're just shy and finding it hard to meet your gaze directly! It's not like we're obsessed with breasts or anything, just cause they are all round, and full, and fun, and curvey and (drrrrooooollll)

I'm sorry, what was I saying???

[NightTrain]

61. I know what you mean!

:evilgrin:

[Forkboy]

97. Yeah

but I'm not sure how I feel about guys staring at my package :D

[Skittles]

109. My boyfriend Tombo brags about the attention he gets from gay men

SEE, BOTH SEXES FIND ME ATTRACTIVE. Oh lordy.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

35. no matter how slutty i have been

my gay friends have been worse so i dont feel judged as opposed to straight men who are judgemental cos they dont get laid as much as they like

[arcane1]

37. amen to that

straight men seem to want a woman who has been everywhere and done everything twice, yet condemn her for her lack of 'innocence' at the same time

Jealousy? Projection? Fear? All 3? :shrug:

[TXlib]

55. I've always respected and admired women

who have more sexual experience than I.

They give good advice.

[ronnykmarshall]

63. You are so right

I was a total slut.

I'd go into detail but, I don't want to get this locked.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

66. ohh come on gimme details

before my current state of monogamy i used to be in polyamorous relationships and gay men were the only ones who were ok with this..every one else would look at me in a "there is something seriously wrong with you" face.

[ronnykmarshall]

73. Let's just say

Revolving door at apartment, needed one of them McDonald's signs (over xxxxx severed), sometimes didn't remember names, lost underware at other guys apartment, found underware in my apartment that wasn't mine, I could walk down Castro street and run into about 10 guys a messed around with in half a block.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

75. love now we are talking

cannot remember name past 10th person...and i know that there are 5 times as many...

leaving smoking was easier than becoming faithful!

[arcane1]

78. then I'm keeping an eye on you this weekend

we can't have you wandering off in mid-party

I mean mid-protest :silly:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

80. what protest?

what party? where?

[arcane1]

85. in San Francisco this Saturday

the anti-war march and DU gathering combo :bounce:

[TXlib]

102. Yikes!!!

over xxxxx severed?!

Are you related to Lorena Bobbitt? :scared:

[Zookeeper]

38. Gay men don't have an ulterior motive...

I've had straight male "just" friends, but it always seemed like there was an underlying physical attraction. With gay men, I feel confident that they genuinely like ME. And they are usually sweet, intelligent, charming companions with a GREAT sense of humor!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

50. I enjoy the company of gay men because

1) they can talk about something besides their jobs and professional sports, and they tend to be funnier than hell

2) they aren't intimidated by intelligent women

3) they're kind and thoughtful, despite the fact that they're not trying to impress me

I've often thought that my ideal would be a straight man with a gayish personality.

[arcane1]

51. wow, when you put it that way...

I'm pretty damned gay for a straight guy! :D

[ronnykmarshall]

64. You're a SNAG

Sensitive
New
Age
Guy

[arcane1]

68. I can live with that

I've been called worse :P

[tigereye]

58. my male friends who were gay

were always funny and really easy to talk to. They were more fun than some of my straight male friends. And often more open minded.

[Donkeyboy75]

71. Mine too...

the only way I think they negatively compare is that I think they tend to me much more moody.

[Paragon]

18. All Hail The Queen!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. i love her too!

[Paragon]

22. Sexy, sexy, sexy

Been lusting after her ever since I saw her at the Chicago Improv (when it was still open) like, a decade ago. :loveya:

[arcane1]

23. who is that...?

is that Cho? Kind of looks like her but kind of not...

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. yes its cho!

[arcane1]

28. thanks, I wasn't quite sure (obviously)

but now that I know, I can respond properly: :loveya:

[ronnykmarshall]

59. She is our leader!

Hail Margaret Cho!!

Queen of all fag hags!

[WoodrowFan]

24. Lesbian in a Man's Body!!! LOL (NT)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. are you?

[WoodrowFan]

32. well

I am sexually attracted to women and I wear comfortable shoes....

[m-jean03]

39. I think guys are totally sexy kissin eachother

I think it's really beautiful, that softening of masculinity...

[Jack_Dawson]

41. ewwwwwwww

:puke:

Hey I'm all for whatever...but that sight grosses me out - sorry.

[m-jean03]

43. Thought you just said you'd like to see more dudes pair up?

This is what happens when dudes pair up, you know...:shrug:

But most straight guys feel the way you do. Lot of women feel about dudes kissing the same way guys feel about women kissing...

[WoodrowFan]

47. that's because///

it's less competition for the women that way!!!

[Jack_Dawson]

48. I AM all for it...

I just don't wanna SEE it, that's all...

[ronnykmarshall]

67. Don't look then ......

HA! Fooled ya!

[donco6]

96. That's something that's always puzzled me.

Why straight guys think two guys kissing is gross, but two women kissing is like the pinnacle of male fantasy.

??

Personally, seeing two women kissing doesn't stir any emotions in me at all - positive or negative.

[WoodrowFan]

42. on behalf of the straight men here.

I'd like to just say 'eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.'

Now two WOMEN kissing that's HOT! Unless, it's like Ann COulter and Gail Norton, now THAT'D be gross, unless they were in leather and, no wait, that'd STILL be gross.

never mind

[La Lioness Priyanka]

44. ewwwwwwwwww for the straight couples to

grosses me out...etc.

[WoodrowFan]

46. whatever..

:) to each their own...

[tigerbeat]

53. personally....

....i think the sight of anyone kissing is great. (as long as their last name isn't bush. then that's a big EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)

[arcane1]

54. good call, TB

:toast:

[WoodrowFan]

95. ok, that seems fair (nt)

[ronnykmarshall]

65. Thank YOU

[La Lioness Priyanka]

70. you are welcome

always here to oblige

[ronnykmarshall]

69. This one makes me homesick.

I've made out on the corner before. Hell, probably with either one of both of these guys.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

72. ooohhhh sexxxxxxxxxxxyyyyy!

every once in a while i am reminded that i am really not a real dyke...

[arcane1]

74. not real...?

:shrug:

I'm lost...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

76. ok so i am pansexual (chk out my pansexual thread from yesterday)

but i only sleep with my gf now so for all intents and purposes am a dyke...so you see though i am not really a dyke ..i kinda am one

[arcane1]

84. close enough, anyway, right?

Pansexual, I like that

as long as there are no pans involved :)

[arcane1]

45. now I have that song stuck in my head

for an hour now! :crazy:

actually a funny song, but I can't recall any of the words, so my mind is just playing the chorus over & over...

could be worse, I suppose. Please don't start any threads with a country music song in the title :silly:

[geniph]

49. Bisexual and bi-curious gay men are my favorites...

I've deflowered a couple of bi-curious gay males. Still some of my proudest memories.

And I'll chime in as another woman who loves to see guys get it on. In fact, I actually won't have anything to do with a guy who's totally straight - I have a decided preference for bisexual men. They're not as hung up.

[tigerbeat]

52. all hail geniph!

my lady feels the same way as you (thank goodness!) and it certainly works out in my favor :)

[TXlib]

56. Two women kissing is hot, too!

[ronnykmarshall]

57. My favorite birthday card to my best friend

The caption was "The difference between having a gay man or a straight man for a friend".

Show a two of the same cartoons of a guy look at a women. The first one the guy is thinking "What TITS!" and second one was "What a interesting necklace".

To which I wrote on the inside "In your case it would be 'what tits?'"

[KoKo]

77. You are talking about "sensitivity here" I think????

:shrug: Otherwise isn't it "taking advantage" of someone's preferences?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

79. huh?

[KoKo]

81. Wouldn't a "Fag Hag" be someone "with hope for change" or that they

could be the reason to "turn" a sexual preference to their "own style?"

That's my impression of "Fag Hag." :shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

82. no fag hags are just women

who enjoy the company of gay men

[KoKo]

86. Yes...I understand that, but they are looking for a sensitivity and an

untouchable, but it's flirting with what can "never be." Some women like that.

I should have been clearer that I knew what "Fag Hag" was. But, I always though it was a "condition." When women seek what they can't have, but love the fact that they can't have it, but need the sensitivity of gay men which they haven't found in the "straight ones."

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

87. i disagree

i am emotionally quite content. i just like gay men.,..so FABULOUS!

[KoKo]

88. Boy George's "Move, Move Away from Me Darlin'" is an example of what

I'm talking about. Gay Guy who is sad because he hurt his "Fag Hag."

[La Lioness Priyanka]

89. some of us have healthy relationships with our fags!

[KoKo]

90. Are you "friends" or "true lovers?" Deep Friendships are not True Love..

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

91. umm we are friends

that is what fag hags are to their fags...i am sure some people have emotional dependency and codependency issues but that could be said of a lot of relationships that are not women-fag specific

[KoKo]

92. I couldn't call myself a "Fag Hag" just because I have a great, deep

friendship. It would be a label. If I have a deep friendship with anyone why would I call myself a "Fag Hag" just because the person happens to be gay. It sort of sounds like some kind of "stereotype to me."

I would classify "Fag Hag" with "Groupie." In that there are females who seek out gay men just as their are "Groupie Females" who seek out and actually "stalk" rock stars or other clebrities just to say they were close to them or "bedded them."

I cherish my relationships more than to ever want to be called a "Fag Hag" but if I behaved that way, then I would accept that the terms "Whores, Groupie, Fag Hag" would all apply to me. I just wouldn't want to look at myself that way. That's all I'm trying to say. People can be close as friends no matter the sexuality, but I wouldn't want to ask more than one can give just so I could call myself "a Fag Hag, or whatever." :shrug: It's sort of a demeaning term to me...sorry.. it is. :-(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

93. sorry but its not demeaning to me or my fags

they call me their hag and its ok..and i do love them

[KoKo]

94. Hey! No Problem. Enjoy what you have.

:-)'s and Peace!

[ronnykmarshall]

99. and we loves our "Hags"

[ronnykmarshall]

98. My friend from my old hometown

called me her "Pet Fag". She's a lesbian.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

106. i have my fags numbered

my brother is Fag Number 1
my friend Bir is Fag number 2
My australian friend and ex lover mark is Fag number 3 etc

[skypilot]

107. I hope I'm in the Top Ten

:) :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

108. sure i'll add you in and ronny

he sounds like my kinda fag :)

[wasp in a wig]

103. I really dislike that terminology

It's sounds like you're talking about cocker spaniels, not individual human beings.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

104. i think its a valid concern

its just that i do love a lot of gay men ...they also have other qualities that make them indivuals that i also love...