St. Patrick drove me out of Ireland. Ask me anything.

[Plaid Adder]

What did he have against snakes, anyway?

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[citizen snips]

1. Did you get pinched too much?

[Plaid Adder]

3. Nobody pinches adders.

We bite.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Lizz612]

2. You made Eve eat that apple!

Evil evil snakes! Get back EVIL!!

Not really I love snakes.

[Plaid Adder]

6. Hey, she was BEGGING for that apple.

I said, "You know, you're not gonna like the pains of childbirth," and she said, "But I really want that apple!" and I said, "You know, God won't like this," and she said, "Fuck you, gimme that apple!" So, like, what could I do?

We get blamed for everything, I swear,

The Plaid Adder

[BlueEyedSon]

12. Oh, it's only a snaaaaake. It's badgers that worry me these days.....

http://badgerbadgerbadger.com/

[JohnKleeb]

4. Is there any beer left?

[Plaid Adder]

8. Always. n/t

eom

[JohnKleeb]

9. terrific

:beer:

[gyopsy]

If St. Patrick drove you out of Ireland...

why do the Irish people celebrate him so much?!?

[JohnKleeb]

7. hes our patron saint

*says this as he falls on table*.

[Plaid Adder]

10. Actually, it's the Americans who do most of the celebrating these days.

Seriously. St. Patrick's Day in Dublin is all about the American tourists. It's kind of sad.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[LuLu550]

5. did it drive you

to drink?

[Plaid Adder]

11. Drove me away, actually

Anyway JohnKleeb got to the beer before I did.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[KittyWampus]

13. Is It True Moses Transformed His Wooden Staff Into You

before the Pharaoh?

[Plaid Adder]

14. Yes...and it HURT like a BITCH!

I'm a staff, I'm a snake. I'm a staff, I'm a snake. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Sheesh,

The Plaid Adder

[Padraig18]

15. Why not a paisley adder?

Was plaid just fetching, or what? ;)

[Plaid Adder]

16. Plaid's easier to draw.

Besides, I like the internal rhyme.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Ellen Forradalom]

17. How nice of him to give you a lift home

after you'd been out drinking all night.

What's St. Paddy's ride, anyway?

[Plaid Adder]

18. Pontiac Grand Am.

Less cool when you're wrapped around the spoiler...

C ya,

The Plaid Adder