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armyowalgreens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 04:14 PM
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The person sitting next to me in lecture smells like ass...
Someone get this man some right-guard.

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emdistortion Donating Member (66 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 04:16 PM
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1. People get used to their own smell.
This is especially true for depression.
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armyowalgreens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 04:16 PM
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2. I don't think a human could get use this this...
I use to smell like this after 2 hour long cross country work outs.
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armyowalgreens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 04:23 PM
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3. ****update**** My professor is fucking deaf.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 04:24 PM
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4. Like the rotten hoagie smell? You should ask him if he came prepared with
mayo or oil and vinegar
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armyowalgreens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 04:25 PM
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6. hoohhhh...hhhhhuuuhhh....
:puke:
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 04:25 PM
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5. That's my luck every time I'm in the gym
No matter what, when I'm on the treadmill the stinkiest person in the gym will always get on the treadmill next to me. No matter how many open treadmills are open. No matter if they have to walk all the way across the gym. They have to be directly next to me.

The same thing goes for people that breathe or sweat heavily.
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armyowalgreens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 04:31 PM
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7. I always get the smelly persons sitting next to me at the movies.
It really ruins the show.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 04:33 PM
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8. Same goes for me, except for movie theaters.....
otherwise empty or light house, and I always get people who love to just sit directly in front of me. Usually they are seven feet tall or have 80's hair
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 06:43 PM
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9. If a Christian terrorist smelling of ass threatened to destroy your lecture notes...
...unless you ate five Vaseline sandwiches, what would you do?
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 08:31 PM
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10. well, technically they smell like armpit, then!


:rofl:



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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 08:35 PM
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11. people use right-guard on their ass?
hmmmm


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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 08:42 PM
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12. Ah, the cheesebutt smell. Nasty!
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Ohio Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-31-09 08:48 PM
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13. Someone has to ask...
How do you know what ass smells like... j/k :rofl:
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