Give me some wild St. Patrick's Day ideas!

[Shananigans]

Some friends and I are going out for St. Patty's day tonight and we need some crazy ideas (yet realistic) to help us meet men! Any suggestions?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Go naked - green body paint!

You'd meet men...and some women, too! :D

[youngred]

2. Learn to speak with an Irish accent

*particularly helpful if you are quite obviously NOT Irish*

David's suggestion works too :evilgrin:

[northzax]

3. wear nothing green except undies

and ask men if they can guess what's green...

[bif]

4. Drink beer. Puke. Pass out.

Not very wild, but it's what 90% of the Irish will be doing today.

[NewHampster]

5. men will like this

[Bridget Burke]

6. p45.net has an E-jit's Guide for American Tourists on St Pat's day

Some of these tips might be adaptable to stateside festivities:

"After breakfast, it is time to impress the natives with your costume. To keep in the Mardi Gras spirit, try to track down any piece of orange-coloured fabric and fashion it into a beauty queen's sash. To complete your look, also wear a bowler hat."

"As a gesture to the citizens of Ireland, continuously praise the following great heroes who were instrumental in forging the Irish identity: Cromwell, William of Orange, Queen Mary, etc. Also say what a great man ye think that Ian Paisley is. He's a popular politician in these parts."

Read for amusement but adapt at your peril.

http://www.p45.net/ejitsguides/tourist_advice/tourist_advice.html