The Capsized Donut of all CAPTIONS!!! (Warning: Sex Toys!)

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Karl's so smart. He decides I love it that people think I'm dumb like a fox
or something, then we put that out and all I got to remember is to do that thing with my eye
and my face every now and then, give them the sharp look, the "fang," I call it because Bond
did it in 'Dr. No' and I dropped a load right then, the first time I saw it. When I told Karl how I
remembered to do the 'fang' with Bond and all, he just said, 'Whatever, sport, but don't give
yourselrf a hernia.' Boy, I love it when he calls me 'sport.' Sure beats 'numbnuts.' That's what
I think."



("Sex Toys" in subj. line was a shameless attempt to spike the view count. Sorry. If you want your money back, etc., just talk to the man in charge, etc.)

[wtmusic]

1. I want my money back

Mods, please pull this from lounge and create 'shameless view count spike attempts' board (although, in a very hyperbolic way, * could be viewed as a sex toy of the Right)

[GOPisEvil]

2. I hate playing hide and seek with Unca Dick. He always wins!

[44wax]

3. Unkka Karl you gonna look at my turdie or not?

Pretzeldent Bush guards his morning powerturd as he awaits
inspection from White House Ass Wipe KKKarl Rove.

[smiths_fan_21384]

4. W. is "reckonin":

"Geez, I wonder if I hide out long enough here Uncle Dick and dad will forget I work here. Damn, this place is worse then Harken. Everyday I got to get up and start doing work, like meeting with Slomo Paraceeevic from Bulgaria-Herzogovina or Omugawie Richard Mobufo from the Democratic Republic of Mootoburomia or who ever and then having to talk with them. And none of them watches baseball...uh, hello? It's America's pastime. Doesn't your presidential palace in Pubograd get SportsCenter? Ugh, and then the meetings...the endless fucking meetings with that hose-bag Karl and Uncle Dick...GOD, could talking about foreigner policy be more boring? And Jeesus forbid I try to talk about the Rangers. Dick'll slap me and tell me to pay attention. That fat son-of-a-bitch better watch his goddamn heart, because I might just feel the need to install a microwave under his bed."

[skip fox]

5. Boy! You really do it when you do it! Takes a lot

of time. You must work for the government.

:toast:

[regularguy]

6. Damn Journamalists, I thought if I went off into the shruberry

for a few minutes that they would get bored and leave. But here they still are. Ten whole minutes....they just waited. These Fuckers are superhuman! I'm sure am glad that I went into Crusadin'.

[myomy]

7. Damn, I hate bein lost all the time.

.

[skip fox]

8. Boy, . . .

sounds familiar . . .

[skip fox]

9. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

10. W: damn, hope nobody saw me ... if anyone finds

out this is where I stash my neo-con ideas when i think of them ... I just know that that Condilizzard is one to snoop ... I know how she got her name on that tanker ... Karl's a sneaky lizzard, too ... I have to hide them good so that I can come out here and spring 'em at the right time ... wish I could just remember them instead of having to draw pictures of them ...

[BiggJawn]

11. Naw, the sex toy reference is spot-on....

Seeing as how you have a picture of a big Dildo posted here...:evilgrin:

[uhhuh]

13. HMM

I'm not a sex toy expert(yet), but I believe that the picture shows a butt plug.

[I AM SPARTACUS]

12. there...they'll never spot that bloody glove in the shrubs...

...now, they'll never know that I killed Nicole...